> Gladiator wrote:

> LOL
well you don't know where we are, so while you're looking on the map to launch ur missles
we'll already have sold enough water, and bought our own kick ass fleet to kick ur ass >>

I know where you are. I also know that it will be intelligent professionals launching those missiles, not stupid high school students.

Lol the @ the Canadian fleet. Your fleet has no way of posing a danger to our imperial navy. It's greater than Britain's ever was.

> Gladiator wrote:

> LOL
when all else fails...we'll launch our beavers, our moose, our cans of beer, our fat canadians, and our glass bottles of mapple syrup

they're bound to be somewhat successfull >>

ROFLCOPTER!

Beavers, moose, beer cans, fatties, glass bottles and maple syrup vs imperial infanty, war planes, and tanks? Please.

> Gladiator wrote:

> LOL
it's a chance

and not even your military can span the biggest country in the world

we'll all hide in our territories

is all else fails, we'll make you guys buy our country at an inflated price and then attack from the inside >

No one said anything about invading Russia.

And where you going to hide? The snow? Canada is easy to conquer since most of its population is concentrated in a few key locations, and most of it is unsuited for high density populations.

"Beavers, moose, beer cans, fatties, glass bottles and maple syrup vs imperial infanty, war planes, and tanks? Please."

You fool, you have no understanding of the deadly nature of maple syrup Muahahaha.

"And where you going to hide? The snow?"

Or the forests or mountains.  Not to mention our underground cities in the Prairies.

"Canada is easy to conquer since most of its population is concentrated in a few key locations, and most of it is unsuited for high density populations."

So you take our cities, we'll go camping.

All we need to do is bomb the following locations:

1) Hockey Rinks

2) Beer Distributors/Manufacturers

3) Any location smelling of horse dung

4) Paint Factories (To get the sniffers)

5) All pot fields.

HOW Fing DARE YOU to EVEN think of bombing the pot fields X( X(

just like you took Iraq, somolia, and serbia right?

> Manticore wrote:

> just like you took Iraq, somolia, and serbia right?

Yep. And the nice thing about Canadians is that you are too chicken to be terrorists, so your occupation would be much less costly.

pfftt

i dont care about the odds, canada would win
and my arrogance doesn't allow me to open my eyes to the truth X(

so screw ya..canada ftw!

and by the way the Us super wweapons would not hurt our natural weapons they would not know what to do to reialble on technology!!!!!!! lol 

> Einstein wrote:

> All we need to do is bomb the following locations:

>1) Hockey Rinks

>2) Beer Distributors/Manufacturers

>3) Any location smelling of horse dung

>4) Paint Factories (To get the sniffers)

>5) All pot fields.

Ok I get 1, 2, 4, and 5 but what do you have against the horses?

As for 5 all I can say is good luck.

> Justinian I wrote:

> > Manticore wrote:

>> just like you took Iraq, somolia, and serbia right?

>Yep. And the nice thing about Canadians is that you are too chicken to be terrorists, so your occupation would be much less costly.

True we wouldn't blow ourselves up, but the thing is we have lots of people with guns who are used to shooting things from very far away.  Imagine how much fun you'd have with an Al Qaeda of snipers.  Men and women who can fire from any window, rooftop, or balcony and then blend in seemlessly with the general population.  The prairies would be great fun, a guy could lay down behind a bush and see for MILES.

yeh..we'll dress up as americans
with a dunkin doughnut coffee, and a krispy kreme glazed doughnut
loose teeth, football helmet, in our underwear and a gun stickin out of our ass

try telling ur own apart from us then