McCain is a weasel alright but Obama is a commie
Fundamentals be strong, we just need overextended banks an' affiliated financial institutions like AIG t' fail, with a chest full of booty.
Dow loses 10% fer a year whoopdecrap
"Prefilled tax returns" aye skip listin' all yer deductions! Aarrr! Hahahaha
$25 billion fer state shortfalls, outstandin'. CA has a $15 billion deficit so far, we'll take it, Get out of me rum, to be sure! We'll also take half th' other $25 billion Obama proposes. Oho, with a chest full of booty!
"Obama will firmly oppose agreement that compromise our economy" as soon as he is told which ones they be 
You know a tax credit means a payout t' scallywags fer breathin'? "I made $0 an' owe $0 but US owes me $1000 fer me tax credit"
Avast ye were riGht, i read obamanomics an'--wow. :yikes:
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.