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Topic: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Man leent vrouw uit voor krat bier

Een 39-jarige alcoholist uit het Duitse Cornberg heeft zijn vrouw 'verhuurd' aan de buren. Voor een krat bier per dag moest ze het bed delen met de 60-jarige buurman.

http://www.standaard.be/Artikel/Detail.aspx?artikelId=DMF15092008_089

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

yikes

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

lol

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4 Reply by Skyroshroud (edited by Skyroshroud 16-Sep-2008 09:46:56)

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

lol all at once? yikes

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

That's some badly paid prostitution.

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Sounds like a fair deal!

What do I have to work with?

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Guess he heard the saying "She's okay but I'd rather have a cold beer on a hot day"

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Were it 25'ers or 33'ers?

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

a fair trade idd

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Even better:

A self-proclaimed messiah made an australian wench pay that scurvey dog 40.000 euros fer about 150 'healin' sessions'.  Ye'll be sleepin' with the fishes, ye scurvey dog!  They consisted out o' that scurvey dog beatin' that comely wench up some, an' then have sex with that comely wench, I'll warrant ye.   Praise th' Lord dammit!
And swab the deck!

http://www.demorgen.be/dm/nl/994/Weirdo/article/detail/415672/2008/09/14/Nep-messias-dwong-Australische-jarenlang-tot-seks-tegen-betalin'.dhtml

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11 Reply by [TI] The_Unknown (edited by [TI] The_Unknown 18-Sep-2008 19:15:38)

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Re: TU should get a girlfriend, then he could get a crate of beer a day!

Hmm that post made very little sense zoz, even on pirate day tongue

What do I have to work with?

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It doesn't, does it?  big_smile It reminds me o' some senile geezer on a La Tourette syndrome theme day big_smile

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