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> Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in
West Virginia had
owned a large farm
for several Years.
He had a large pond
in the back. It was
properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while,
and looked it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he
came closer, he saw it was
a bunch of young women
Skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware
of his presence and they
all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to
him,'we're not coming out
until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't
come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond
naked.

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

"I will fight for your right to be wrong!" << S.G. Tallentyre
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Fighting for peace is like stopping the raping of a virgin.