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While your down here we can dress up as Steve Irwin and tackle small animals. Crikey !
(Saw some khaki shorts & top in K-Mart, nearly bought them.)
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how many of those 10,000 were by teh Almighteh?
Sexyness...
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Who is your favourite Christian and why?
Mine would have to be Johnny Cash because he made me realise what a good Christian can be and that they do exist.
"I will **** him, and **** your family unless you help me **** him." - Einstein venting his sexual frustration. Obviously another "Satisfied Mung Customer"!
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> K†C Angel of Peace wrote:
> > ☭ Fokker wrote:
> Just curious; Am I the only one who paid enough attention on sunday to know to differentiate between Satan and Lucifer?
One fallen Angel, Son of the Morning Star, Angel of Light
The other, Fallen being, deceiver, destroyer, thief in the night.<
Cool. I just wondered because most people around here assume they are one and the same.
I still think it's a nice name, "Light Bearer".
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."
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"Know Jesus. Know Life."
Today i was given somthing that looked like a business card that said that on it :S.
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE
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"responsible for ridiculous amounts of deaths on purpose and supposedly one of the holy men christians look up to. i guess that says a whole lot about christanity, doesn't it?"
I'll bite, what Crusade did John Paul II launch?
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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"Who is your favourite Christian and why?"
My granny, as she knows that forcing religion upon others doesn't work.
God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...
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depends on your definition of "works" ;p
how are you??
till the end of time..
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"Abstinence does work by the way =P"
Perhaps, but why would someone shut himself out of pleasure?
God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...
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So you dont' get the plague?
How do you get AIDS from somebody if you don't exchange bodily fluids? BTW the Pope said "dont hit it up, playa" NOT "do wacha gotta do man"
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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Safety first!
God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...
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close o well i guess:)
what s keeping you busy these days ^^?
How do you get AIDS from somebody if you don't exchange bodily fluids?
welll if that person happens to have a small cut/wound in his mouth, and you as well, and when you share a glass of water, u know 
you could get injected or poked with with contaminated needles, i m sure there are loads more scenario's to be fabricated
till the end of time..
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> K†C Angel of Peace wrote:
> Abstinence does work by the way =P<
No it does not, there is proof in the Bible that it does not:
http://forthardknox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/abstinence-thumb.jpg
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And now for something completely different!
Given what people did with his lessons I think this is what should have happened:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/adelheidvonrichthofen/apathypa1.jpg
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."
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How do you get AIDS from somebody if you don't exchange bodily fluids?
really, it would be quite difficult.
This is a bump in a sense. I can issue a statement, but I believe that there are more learned men out there? 
. If not I will post what I know and then put myself out there for correction
~K
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maria had a child from god whithout intercourse, right?... (this is a joke, just igore it )
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it wasn't maria, it was Mary, and that was his mother, and his wifes name was mary as well, which I find interesting.
if you brush bare fore arms with someone with aids, you'll get it, but only if you're in britian 
Kadaj
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