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Report: Lance to return for '09 Tour de France 

Sep 8 03:46 PM US/Eastern
By The Associated Press 20 Comments         

  Lance Armstrong will end his retirement and hopes to compete in the 2009 Tour de France, according to a cycling journal report.
The 36-year-old seven-time Tour de France champion will compete in five road races with the Astana team in 2009, the cycling journal VeloNews reported on its Web site Monday, citing anonymous sources.

Armstrong's manager Mark Higgins did not immediately respond to a voice mail left by The Associated Press.

The move would reunite Armstrong with Johan Bruyneel, now the team director for Astana.

VeloNews reported Armstrong also will compete in the Amgen Tour of California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia and the Dauphine-Libere.

The Astana team, however, was not allowed to compete in this year's Tour after Alexandre Vinokourov was kicked out of the 2007 Tour for testing positive and the team quit the race.
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DAH DAHDAH DAH  yikes  big_smile

It's the return of the undefeated hardcore illest man-machine on planet earth!
gonna show Europe how it's done!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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Re: Awww Naww, Big Slim Dogg

Sounds a bit too much like Rocky, I predict he'll fail miserably tongue

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Re: Awww Naww, Big Slim Dogg

Lol, atleast he speaks better than rocky wink

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Re: Awww Naww, Big Slim Dogg

lol Down with the french!

Sex without the e is still SX!

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Re: Awww Naww, Big Slim Dogg

French? I understood it were Spaniards that won the Tour de France since Armstrong decided to quit.
An economic boom among pharmacists is to be expected!

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Re: Awww Naww, Big Slim Dogg

And crooked French labs

"Oui oui, we have ze urin des Armstrong de 2000 ready to defrost and prove ze doping wiz drugs invented in 2005, conchon americain"

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Although I have a Brit for a hero in the sprints: Chris Hoy!

"Next day, Hoy meets some Scottish journalists. One puts it to him that: 'In the last 24 hours everyone has been offering an opinion on Chris Hoy. But what does Chris Hoy think of Chris Hoy?'

Hoy doesn't miss a beat: 'Chris Hoy thinks that the day Chris Hoy refers to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day that Chris Hoy disappears up his own arse.' "

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/24/olympics2008.chrishoy

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