lol you certainly can't smoke that with friends

Oh shush. Where would the IC community be without spam? It'd just be people flaming each other and whining. Spam is the only topic where people can peacefully agree. XD

Sexual favours?

well mods smoked 0.20000000000073 octarines and made him a mod. That is how he earned his tag .

Lol smartz, whats your problem?

I think spam physically hurts him. Like, he stares at spam and gets put into *intense* pain. It's a physical condition. So troublesome he cannot avert his eyes to it and simply ignore it if it offends him so much.

That, or he's [trolling].

~Jarik

Eh, Spam is good. A totally useful meat product. Means Spiced Potted Ham. You can grill it, or fry it, or bake it (I like it best baked with pineapple circles and those little sweet cherries.) You can slice it an dice it and make sandwiches with cheese slices or omelets. You can make Spam salad sandwiches, (kinda like ham salad) or just make the fixins and use it as a dip for crackers or chips. It comes ina tin, and lasts FOREVER, until you open the tin. Then you must use it up in a reasonable amount of time.

So, eh, how could Spam possibly be harmful?

shut up shut up shut up

Closed ---> It seems to have become a troll smartz thread