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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Giggity Giiiggiitty"

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Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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I told you that I was sick!

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"I don't see a God down here"

A slight twist of the first words spoken by a man in space.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

> TheYell wrote:

> I want a glass crypt in a cathedral.

I like the medieval one

"As you are I was
As I am you will become"

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That one is pretty good.

I'll have mine say "pepperoni and sausage".  does anybody remember those tombstone pizza commercials?

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

haah

yes pie I recall them XD

I miss tombstone pizza sad I need to get some more sad

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

just becouse untill now everyone who lived has died at some point doesnt mean i'll die

i will live forever

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

i'd like it to say "i hate.. "

you know the last word. it's considered naughty by uppity prudes.

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"In case of emergency: pull lever."

This forum is stupid.

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lets see if someone can get this refference

"i dream of a world without guns"

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

isn't that from the simpsons? with Billy the Kid avogadro?

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

yup

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

I'd prefer:
"1982-"

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

i like this one

"I told you it wouldn't work."

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"I know exactly what I'm doing"

or...

"One day you will all wish you had listened to those who said nothing"

And the last is too personal to put on a forum.

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Would You Jump In My Grave That Quick, Well Nows Your Chance"

"Here Lays The Lord Almighty"

"Mind Not Standing on Me,Jackass"

"............zzzzzzzz im asleep come back later"

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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'look behind you'

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Had sex with a supermodel"

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Sorry but thats a way to die tongue

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Finally in heaven. Active 24/7, beer all the time and blowjobs when I snap my fingers wink "

At least that's what I hope heaven is tongue

More -=Retired=- then the other bitches tongue

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Eww, beer?

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

I secretly hated the following people my entire life but was just nice to them for my own benefit!:


*list of 300 people*

What do I have to work with?

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"This is what happens when you picking a losing side"

Lol @ Bara's post btw.

"In a world of global deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"note to self pack sun tan lotion"

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Ugh, a little help here please."

:-)

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Good lawyer"

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