1 Topic by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 03-Sep-2008 02:17:43)

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Topic: Missing the signals

Omg I hate how I always do this and never learn my lesson. Today I was walking this chick to her car after class, and we were having a rather pleasant conversation. But then as we were about to part ways, she said "The day is finally over, I can't wait to go eat" and "I like Subway, so I'll probably go there." I said that I usually eat at home, totally missing the fact that she was probably inviting me to a dinner date. Now that I think about it, she seemed frustrated that I didn't pick it up.

Grrrrrr !

She was hot too.

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Re: Missing the signals

Simple. You walk up to her tomorrow and say "Damn I'm stupid. You still hungry for some Subway shiz?"

Smash your head on the wall 10 times after you've read this though.

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Re: Missing the signals

justin..i've seen a couple of these threads from you

and me being as nice as i am wink
i'm guna tell you what your problem is.. cuz i know it ...sadly in my young years 13-15 i was like this...and then after i wasn't ..it wasn't an overnight change..and you musn't think of it as a change you have to bring to yourself..cuz that would sorta be contradictory

your problem is..you analyze shit too much tongue.. you gotta be real

now tomorow do like gen said.. but DO NOT talk about this incident tongue..like don't say "damn i'm stupid" like gen said tongue
just ask her if she's hungry....if she says no, then be like but you gotta try this new place.. and name some nex place tongue

and if you go to subway ..after ..be like "you wanna try another foot long" hehe..i actually did this once with this other girl in highschool--i was stupider back then but she just laughed it off..it lightens the mood though --and don't say it like you're serious, say it while laughing tongue
for the record..i tapped that chick after.. mayb cuz of that line big_smile

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Re: Missing the signals

k dont try that cuz unless shes a hoe
u aint getting any...

next time dont be gay and mess it up
learn ur lesson
ur young...


ull have more opertunities...

unless u can miraculous put urself back in that same position which is gonna be hard...unless u say
"i really dont mind cooking ua  dinner"
which some women would love


either way the balls in her court
and u gotta wait

Break it Down!

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Re: Missing the signals

the balls are inert!

What do I have to work with?

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Re: Missing the signals

damn you people can't type big_smile

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Re: Missing the signals

miraculously, DGX spelled miraculous right

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Re: Missing the signals

He had to spell something right after all ^^

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Re: Missing the signals

miraculously my testis are still in my pants and not teabagin ur drum set

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Re: Missing the signals

offcourse that won't get him laid DGX tongue
but it's a nice way to loosen up the mood

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Re: Missing the signals

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Re: Missing the signals

which means ur shootin blanks on th' opskis  or in real life?

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Re: Missing the signals

umm post that again tomorow..  i di'nae catch it

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Re: Missing the signals

>>Today I were bein' walkin' this chick t' that comely wench boat after class, an' we were havin' a rather pleasant conversation.  <<

I blench t' think at th' perversions ye'd call pleasant convo

maybe she just wanted ye t' buy that comely wench chow

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