Re: do not believe his lies
They should do a quiz where they ask the people several questions, with multiple answers based on thep party-program. Then several matches would follow:
for example:
1) 85% (name of party)
2) 67% (name of second party)
There they're allowed to pick the party they they consider to be best.
God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...