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Re: Nasty political jokes

or the plan to take over the only real cool state new york by using the army of Beaver pilotted hockey robots X(

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I do think though the greatest joke ever in the history of Politics will be the day the US ambassador stands before the UN and says, "We've been attacked by Canada."

Now it won't be anything personal, we're just going to snap it's inevitable.

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pfftt we don't want their mess X( big_smile

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canadians = non-suffraged americans

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> DPS wrote:

> "Exactly Alan!
You don't want us Canadians to use our secret outerspace fleet to shoot down your civilian structures.
Muahahaha!!!

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or to burn down your white house again"

Great just give away all our secrets.  Why don't you tell them about the army of Beaver pilotted hockey robots too.
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> DPS wrote:

> I do think though the greatest joke ever in the history of Politics will be the day the US ambassador stands before the UN and says, "We've been attacked by Canada."

Now it won't be anything personal, we're just going to snap it's inevitable.
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Should we send our French Canadians after them?
They'll probably fight to the death (if need be), unlike their France compatriats. lol

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"Exactly Alan!
You don't want us Canadians to use our secret outerspace fleet to shoot down your civilian structures.
Muahahaha!!!
EDIT:
or to burn down your white house again"

I feel offended. I'm not American X( I'm Belgian, you fool! X(

Attack America with whatever you want though!

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lol Alan
let's just say I had a rare moment of royally screwing up.
I'm even going "in print" on this.

Belgian chocolates?

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yes lets send the frenchies after them.... we don't need/want them here anyways X(

it's a win/win situation for the real canadians big_smile

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inside every Belgian is an American who gives him gas

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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> TheYell wrote:

> inside every Belgian is an American who gives him gas
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Americans fart on Belgians?

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