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> Deci wrote:

> why is it that the more senile old folks become, the more jealous they become of young people's achievements? is there no rejoicement for other folks' deeds left?
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Great question.
And true! smile
Mind you, it can go the other way as well.
Why is it that us young people are afraid of the experiential knowledge of the old folks? wink

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"I never said I was a positivist. I am actually a skeptic, but I can illustrate that the empirical method has a much higher probability of leading to a desired outcome than any other one. You can consider my epistemological beliefs to be close to Hume's. Oh, and epistemological skepticism != relativism."

Hume's empirical method just says the world immoral and you have to start from that point; that's not empirically verified...


"As for positivism, I think you're off by at least 50 years. Positivism was pretty popular after WW2, thanks to inspiration by Bertrand Russell."

Positivism 'started' with Comte and political-positivism revived before WW2, with the Wiener Kreis and others opposing "national preservation justifies an imposing attitude"-like states.

53 (edited by Gladiator 12-Aug-2008 14:59:05)

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LOL cloud

u just got that? tongue


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anyways i dont know how this belongs, but just thought i'd share, it doesn't really deserve another thread tongue

"George W. Bush will be the first president not to have Secret Service protection for life.
For 35 years, from 1962 to 1997, every U.S. president and first lady has been extended a Secret Service detail for life on leaving office. However, legislation enacted by Congress in 1997 limited that protection for 10 years after leaving office, making Clinton the last to enjoy such protection. Thus, in 2019, as the President-elect for 2018 takes over, Secret Service protection for President Bush will end."

is it just me or does anyone else also think, Bush is probably the one who needs this protection for life the most?

54 (edited by TheYell 12-Aug-2008 15:23:53)

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I think its because they live longer than we wanted them to tongue actually because they're gonna earn $2 million salary plus room and board for 4 years, and they can make that much for 30 mins speech on "I like me, and you should like yourself", they can pay for their own rentacops for 40 years

"I am planning to go in to political science with the strict intention of transforming it in to an empirical discipline, and introduce the light of reason to liberal arts academics by illustrating how the realist political approach is the right approach. I will devote my life to discrediting America's current consensus of things like natural rights, post-modernism, and anything normative (A state ought to do x). "

YAWN they been at it for nearly 20 years, ever since CORELDRAW let them do insane 3D graphs to show correlations and justapositions of factors they've been arguing a positivist approach.  Boring as hell, dude!

"an empirical approach is not valid for human-sciences, as you will see. The truth is always tainted by your vision on the subject. "

yikes
You ARE a postmodernist!
/sobs
/shoots Alan in the back of the head

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"As for positivism, I think you're off by at least 50 years. Positivism was pretty popular after WW2, thanks to inspiration by Bertrand Russell."

You're wrong. Read "Making History" by Schofield. It covers the evolution of all human-sciences (in contrary to what the title might suggest). Of all things, WWII launched post-modernism, Positivism didn't survive WWI..

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yell, no one's guna go out to hear Bush speak other than einstien and BW after obama takes his seat tongue
or atleast pay to go hear him speak

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The Japanese would.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Yes, they like freaks.

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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And those funky ovalheaded monkeys.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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A Russian general and an American general were bragging.  "Russian soldier gets 1000 calories per day in all weathers!" said the Ruski. "Our men get 2000 calories" said the American. "Impossible!" said the Ruski. "No one could eat that much potato!"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Is that why the average american is so fat? tongue

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i thought BW and einstien were japanese yikes  wink

and Deci when i mentioned it, i said it doesn't really belong, but it's still funny big_smile

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oh lol i misunderstood what you said at first read tongue

64 (edited by TheYell 13-Aug-2008 16:22:47)

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@ ALAN.....   waaaaa ?


Euros are not that "Nationalist?"

ROFL.  Maybe the Socialist wing/pro-EU conglomerate.


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Not in the same degree you are no. We can take a joke on whatever national symbol.

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from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7556857.stm

"Russia has invaded a sovereign neighbouring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st Century. The Russian government must reverse the course it appears to be on and accept this peace agreement as a first step toward solving this conflict"

George W. Bush


That sounds like a miserable political joke. He kills commands and orders for the invasion of Iraq, which resulted in a million Iraqi civilian casualties ( and still counting!) and then he blames Russia over attacking an aggressive country (Georgia) who attacked South Ossetia in the first place!

He probably wanted to make a joke but he actually made an ass of himself big_smile

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> Alan Statham wrote:

> Not in the same degree you are no. We can take a joke on whatever national symbol.
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Including us Canadians...heh.
For example:
The betting line on Canadians winning medals at these 2008 summer olympics is that Mike Phelps will win more than all the other Canadians put together will.

"I will fight for your right to be wrong!" << S.G. Tallentyre
"I am a flexible centrist: not stuck on right-wing, not stuck on left-wing, and not stuck on centre...and I don't flip-flop either" <<< me tongue
Fighting for peace is like stopping the raping of a virgin.

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umm bush or anyone who supported the war in iraq really should not be talking down to russia

even though what russia did was wrong, the last person they should hear complaining about them is bush

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Yes that's the key here, Boooooossshhhh.

When your house catches on fire, I hope you don't accept help from firemen with untidy uniforms.  Make them circle the block a few times until they park properly, too.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Including us Canadians...heh.
For example:
The betting line on Canadians winning medals at these 2008 summer olympics is that Mike Phelps will win more than all the other Canadians put together will.

What's your point? I never adressed Canadians tongue

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71 (edited by Gladiator 13-Aug-2008 18:51:28)

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you better keep it that way alan wink big_smile

72 (edited by Newb 13-Aug-2008 23:21:33)

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Exactly Alan!
You don't want us Canadians to use our secret outerspace fleet to shoot down your civilian structures.
Muahahaha!!!

EDIT:
or to burn down your white house again wink

"I will fight for your right to be wrong!" << S.G. Tallentyre
"I am a flexible centrist: not stuck on right-wing, not stuck on left-wing, and not stuck on centre...and I don't flip-flop either" <<< me tongue
Fighting for peace is like stopping the raping of a virgin.

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"Exactly Alan!
You don't want us Canadians to use our secret outerspace fleet to shoot down your civilian structures.
Muahahaha!!!

EDIT:
or to burn down your white house again"

Great just give away all our secrets.  Why don't you tell them about the army of Beaver pilotted hockey robots too.

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