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Topic: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) We

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

haha nice AW! hilarious! big_smile

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

22. We never cum.

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

Oh how wrong you are Joor!

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

23. Horsie knows how to move diagonally!

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

you do realise how curious your answer is, right mishe? smile

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

ahha i was waiting for teh deci to come clock in on this one!

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8 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Alan Statham 10-Aug-2008 23:44:29)

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

And you look like a total tit:
http://www.fincalaventilla.com/argeweb/downloads/inzkje%20galop.jpg

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

Well, horse back riding wenches often are fit.
And some are good looking, disadvantage is most are obsessed with their horse.

I can actually ride a horse, never got my license, though.

This forum is stupid.

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

If you can be drunk whilst in charge of it you need a license for it.

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

25. We have videos of ourselves getting railed by our horse all over the internet.

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

Yes, Deci... well, at least in the Netherlands you need to get a license to ride one on public roads.

This forum is stupid.

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

Thanks Wouter I used to wear all that when I was competing X(

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

Before Ronald Reagan ran for political office he rode in jodphurs and an English saddle, it was his political staff that insisted he wear blue jeans and a Western saddle with a lasso horn.  He bitched about it for 20 years

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

And with good reasons too.

And Miche, I'm sorry they did that to you sad

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

i think the horsie is pwetty smile

btw there are ppl ho love the sport, the horsies etc and there are (spoilt) brats desperately in need of an objection of affection/showing off not to mention status issues and the practice needed to "socialize" adequatley (sp?)

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

the killed the coolness and masculinity of horseback riding ages ago sad

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18 Reply by [TI] The_Unknown (edited by TheYell 18-Aug-2008 21:58:30)

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

this thread sucks [boba], time to let it die ffs X(

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

:d

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

w00t yell tongue

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Re: 21 Reasons To Date A Horse Back Rider

my little pony rules!!!!


i used to watch it when i was young, i also had my little pony dolls

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