A heavy pall hung over the grocery store.  The vodka flames had died down, and a soft rain fell through the ruined roof onto the corpse of The Yell.  The strewn heaps of cans and cartons and vegetables and shelves were still, and only the faintest clatter of stored arms could be heard beyond the curtain of smoke.   The arena was still, the gladiators had for the time departed.  The field was left to its abandoned dead.

From aisle 5 kitchenware, a bird began chirping...

/me yells for Matt and Wolves to help him

/me likes cats and helps them lick up the milk

Whilst approaching the gardening section with his new ally; chaosdarkmech, Dunecat finds a bag of soil, and grabs it. Bidding chaosdarkmech to hide in a spot and lie in wait, Dunecat quickly prepares an ambush..

Matt is riding on the kitchenbot's right shoulder; Salamandastron is sitting on the bot's left shoulder, and Wolves is holding on to the kitchenbot's back.

On the way to the gardening section, the bot suddenly stops. "What is it?" Matt asks, as the three disembark.

The kitchenbot points, and Matt immediately understands. They are in the toys section, and the bot is pointing directly at an Optimus Prime toy.

Matt rips the toy out of its packaging and throws it at the robot's heart. With a loud "F'TAAAANG" sound, the toy attaches itself.

The entire supermarket shakes as the transformation occurs. Pots and pans morph seamlessly into each other, forming full-bodied arms and legs. Metal pieces fly from halfway across the supermarket, slamming into the bot and adding to its mass. The bot seems to rotate in on itself for a bit, then components snap into place with a terrific noise.

After this badly-described spectacle is complete, a full-sized Optimus Prime stands before them.

"Greetings, humans. I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. We seek the Energon." Optimus brings his head, which is by itself six feet tall, directly in line with Wolves. "Do you know where the Energon is?"

Wolves of Fenris watches on as craziness ensues. Optimus Prime appeared and Wolves dripped some Magical Honey on the ground by accident. Sala slipped by yelling some random words which Wolves couldn't make out. However, Wolves sprayed some Magical Honey onto the wall which configured itself into words.
"Follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wolves shouted, very loudly, after running off. Noting the Magical Honey refilling itself, he put it in his pocket. Not knowing where he was a-going, he saw some plants a-growing, because oxygen was a-blowing, while the rowers were a-rowing, over head flew a boing, in the next aisle someone was a-mowing, his grandmather was a-sowing, watching the river a-flowing, wondering why it was a-glowing.

Dunecat could do nothing but stare in awe as his opponents made fools of themselves, he suddenly saw salamandastron get knocked out by something that fell from a shelf next to him. Seeing this as an opportunity for some fun, Dunecat gives the signal to chaosdarkmech to go to the attic with some large bags of soil from the gardening section. As Dunecat moves quietly through the store, he spots matthias checking salamandastron. With his still very heightened senses, he hides and listens in on the fun...

Wondering what the large explosion was, Wolves pulled out the bottle of Magical Honey and squirted some at the ground. It wiggled itself into some words and Wolves read them. He left Matt and Sala and went off to the toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It had been a week since the power went off.  Stinky cheese started bursting out of the milk cartons, driving everybody out of whatever rathole they were hiding in.

goes over to the gaming section and tests  one of the games.
afterwards brings life to the charcters ingame.
suddenly vegeta , frieza, cooler , broly and cell come out of the game.
"we serve chaosdarkmech" they all shout.
laughs and sends them to destroy optimus prime

Ya'll have very odd views on what is to be found in a grocery store...

Hey everybody!

*uses pax magic and zaps copps away, instantly remakes store as well

*goes to gardening section of shop, makes 500kg's of fertiliser bombs

*places cat nip in middle of explosives

*come on dunecat!

*makes brief phone call "hello, yes, ah, I'd like to hire a chuck norris today"