Another time, I was in a house for like five years, and some ass moved in next door.
He tried to tell me how to do my property, and made threats (he was like 6 2 and 220 lbs, and I just 5 8 and 150)  He mowed my yard, and put up a fence on my side without talking, and so on. I got pissed, and got drunk.

I went in his garage and messed up everything. I unplugged fridges and freezers, I pissed in his cars,  I poured motor oil in his boots, I cut the spark plug wires to his  mowers. An so on, I also spread like 5 pound of roofing nails on his drive. He moved like the next week.

you're suprisingly coordinated and dedicated when you're drunk

I don't really commit crimes/ ruin property of others when im drunk, mainly embarrass myself or make people mad for the enjoyment of myself and others.

Last memorable thing that happened when i was drunk would have been when i picked up this broad from the bar i was taking her back to my friends house but we couldn't find a cab so we walked to a closed down school, i was getting a beej lieing down and some guy walked up and was like shit your doing that here then asked for a smoke so i gave him one then proceeded to bang her while people were walking by i waved at a few. 

then walked her to her friends car and she had a bf apparently and he started yelling at me and a hot chase started i was jumping over fences hiding in bushes and my friends came and picked me up with golf clubs in their hands

I had a party at my place during euro 08 finals and got really drunk and high(we had 40 beers for 5 ppl and 2g of weed) then we started throwing beer bottles on the road from the second floor...
we threw all 40 bottles on the street and almost all of them broke. by then like 10 more ppl had joined us.
while we were throwing them we saw some ppl walked by and maybe they thought we throwing the bottles at them, because the rozzers showd up and knocked on my door. They took all of us to the station and determined our blood alcohol level. We got a verbal warning and later they took us all back and made us clean up all the glass on the street. it took the 15 of us 3 hours.

good job!

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they did:P

I dunno if this guy was drunk but I would bet on it

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0728082joker2.html

I'd have let him have the loot, how cool would it be to be robbed by the Joker?

Well either let him rob me or put on a Batman suit and kick the crap out of him in the lobby.

hmmm

(b)