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Yes we all do them...We all drink so much we have to just destroy something and beat up ppl smaller then us tongue Anyway just last night i decided to commit one of these "drunken crimes" well me and my friend were pretty drunk and theres an old college which shut down last year where we hang about the CCTV is pretty bust so its a nice place to cosy up and do some underage drinking big_smile Anyway we were so drunk four of us decided to break in but in our drunkenness we didnt plan it right and i decided to punch the glass window through my mates followed what i did and by the end of it our hands were a bloody mess. Not two worry the alchol in our system made sure that we felt no pain anyway we decided to climb through the window and have a look around on my way in i saw a nasty peice of glass blocking my way in and decided best way was to headbutt it so i did tongue I cut my neck a lil but thats not a problem anyway we got in and it was all fine the burgler alarm didnt go off or anything... But what we didnt know was theres a lil room inside where if u go in it triggers an alarm so we decided to enter that room tongue And the burgler alarm went off and the police came in it took them about 10 mins which any sober person would have easily managed to escape but us nah not a chance tongue I was first out of the window but my friends were so badly drunk they decided to hit some more windows and they wouldnt leave they ended up getting caught but luckily i didnt smile But being under 16 we all got away scot free which is always nice wink

So u guys done anything u werent so proud of while under the influence?

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Re: Drunken Crimes

Dude..

And you ask me to come out with you?



I aint so sure now tongue haha


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sounds like a good night out though
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Re: Drunken Crimes

Same place next week?

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Yeah ur all invited

Nah that kind of stuff doesnt happen alot.... But it surely was a night two remember smile

So confess all of ur druken crimes tongue

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I get buzzed and drive down the block to the drive thru

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6 Reply by Frenzy (edited by TheYell 26-Jul-2008 21:50:59)

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First of all... Yeah go for it mate if u can take him DO IT anything for ur friends

Anyway just today my friend was sitting on a field and some guy came over two his GF and said hey do u smoke [organic] well u can [get impregnated by a facehugger]....Well she was drunk so she just sat there and looked at him next thing i know my mate runs at the guy with a glass bottle and four of us had to hold him down and the other guy ran away... Fact is we held him down for one reason two stop him beating this guy to shit... I suggest u pull this guy to one side and kick the shit out of him only reason we couldnt he ran and we were on a field right next to a main road sad

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7 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 26-Jul-2008 21:56:19)

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Re: Drunken Crimes

That sounds like arsy!

Gee I should have modded that earlier but I am putting Jack Daniels in my Miller High Life to kill the taste and go to bed but it just makes me wanna barf

Oh and i. Went to the drive thru again so i loaded up before I barf

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Oh you wanted sober guys to reminisce

Not drunks liveblogging

My bad

Belch

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9 Reply by The Yell (edited by Alan Statham 27-Jul-2008 02:38:12)

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[double post]

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> Darkmatt wrote:

> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im pissed now if that counts and some slut just cheated on my friend! should i frick the other guy up? he is a bit of a weedy git in a sense a drug dealer nd i is black belt in karte! mmmm i need to stop now but yeah what use guys think?<

Your buddy's g/f is a slut so you're going to punish someone else? PLease tell me you're not old enough to vote!
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When I get drunk I don't beat up people smaller than me, I have sex with them.









MY g/f, she's 5'6"... what the hell were you thinking?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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11 Reply by Nightwisher (Tri 25) (edited by Nightwisher (Tri 25) 26-Jul-2008 22:58:40)

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Re: Drunken Crimes

just try to wake up after wild night out [edit] at [/edit] home and look that some nice brown chick is with you and when you ask whats her name, she turns around you see your wife who has visited solarium....

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The worst I ever did was smashing pumpkins that were placed as ornaments on a farm fence, or peeing in someone's mailbox. but that's all..

A friend of mine once climbed up the scaffolds next to the Sint-Nicholaschurch in Ghent (http://www.belgiumview.com/belgiumview/toonmaxi.php4?pictoshow=0001391ae&taal=1&volgnummer=%20237&voterid=&viewid=0001391). Together with his friend, he climbed all the way up to the top of the tower (using the stairs once they got inside) and started clanking on the churchbells, playing "Smoke on the water". No one seems to have bothered calling the police though....

I know, it's not that shocking, but at least we didn't beat people or harmed anyone tongue

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Did they actually play Smoke on the Water? Cause they should do that sober and ask money for doing it!

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Thanks, Dr. Phinn!

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Because its funny smile

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The Yell have u ever commited a drunken crime ? tongue

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drunk driving! to the drive thru

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Hah! half the fmods are drunken sots! Right Arnor?

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