1 Topic by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 14-Jul-2008 07:32:39)

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Topic: Tornado got me laid

I know this sounds very strange, but I got laid, because of a tornado. It knocked out the power and scared the hell out of everyone. Being that the apartment complex had no ac anymore and it was very hot/humid outside, the girls were scared. I was like one of few people who had a flashlight, and one of the girls ended up letting me bang her.

Actually that last part was a lie. I was making fun of New York which had a surge of pregnancies after a power outage.

I only talked to girls. Then I called my parents at 11:00 pm and told them I was coming home.

However, what's funny is that I was taking a nap during the tornado, which was happening at 8:00. The sirens were on and it could have been seen from my window, I'm lucky it didn't come my way and instead took out a turkey farm a few blocks down.

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Re: Tornado got me laid

this thread makes less sense than TU polka dancing with a pregnant penguin, on top of the eiffel tower.

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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3 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 14-Jul-2008 07:45:28)

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Re: Tornado got me laid

that would make perfect sense, TU likes to dance.

BTW TU promised a photo of actual female human beings interacting with you 5 at a club.  Specifically, buying Deci a drink.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Tornado got me laid

lol I think its funny.

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5 Reply by Detective John Kimball (edited by [Pw9]~KT~ 25-Jul-2008 02:57:04)

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Re: Tornado got me laid

best chat up line

"fancy a []"

lol works everytime

big_smile

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Re: Tornado got me laid

And i have provided you with that pic The_Yell, although they weren't buying us drinks but that was only an example!

What do I have to work with?

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