Nobody.

But a few decades ago we were protecting you from those evil Ruskies!

More like the ruskies and americans were protecting the world from each other.

"Confusing...Or confucius?"

That doesn't make any sense

It's because Americans think they have the biggest balls. Which, we all know [isn't] true

Besides, the War in Iraq was a mistake. Even the majority of Americans realize that now.

my only comment:

i was in iraq from march 2003 to august 2003.  in that time period i encountered more canadian troops than i did UK!

now i know the UK had a strong presence, but i was in a construction battailion and we had canadians helping us.  plus canada is a great country, they dont mess with anyone like the US does, plus thier healthcare systems rock.

I find it interesting that Zarf interprets none hating Canada as everyone loving Canada a big huggy bunch.

I don't hate Canada,  but love it? Meh.

Also a different attitude In the USA, there seems to be a massive fear and paranoia when terrorism is mentioned, but in the UK, when Glasgow was attacked (or rather - almost attacked), even the BBC made a few jokes about it, and when the london underground got hit, there were jokes being texted about it less than a day after... And as for the foiled attempt to blow up half a dozen trans-atlantic planes, that got less press coverage than FA CUP quarter-finals

"Also a different attitude  In the USA, there seems to be a massive fear and paranoia when terrorism is mentioned, but in the UK, when Glasgow was attacked (or rather - almost attacked), even the BBC made a few jokes about it, and when the london underground got hit, there were jokes being texted about it less than a day after... And as for the foiled attempt to blow up half a dozen trans-atlantic planes, that got less press coverage than FA CUP quarter-finals "

I guess over there, if somebody blows up your stuff, you need to show a stuff upper lip and British pluck and it is hoped H.M. Government will take the matter in hand.  Over here, somebody blows up your stuff, you gotta send that bastard to Hell.  Al Qaeda, the Capone gang, the Sioux, the Japanese, whoever.  Because it's your stuff! How's a man gonna get ahead in life, people keep blowing up his stuff?   That's some serious drama right there!

"The biggest terror threat to Canada? I would have t say it's the CIA agents we have working in "cooperation" with us."

I'd rate the fat filmmakers barging into your homes a little higher.

"Al Qaeda has attacked Britain, the US, and Spain, and has advocated the destruction of the entire Western world, yet you think they just wouldn't bother with Canada?"

They haven't yet and since they attacked you first they obviously aren't afraid of American retaliation.  Now before you say something about the war in Iraq preventing them from getting here keep in mind that even in areas like Iraq anyone physically capable of boarding a plane can get into Canada.

"By the way, you still haven't addressed the fact that the lack of a threat to Canada is proof of the success of the program."

Ok I'm gonna rip off the Simpsons here.  If I claim a rock keeps tigers away is the lack of tigers proof the rock works?

"when were the last major terrorist attacks on Canada?"

October Crisis 1970 series of attacks by the FLQ (Front de Liberation du Quebec) wanted Quebec Sovereignity and kidnapped English government officials, blew up cars, mailboxes etc.  They were efficiently put down by Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau through enacting the War Time Measures Act which essentially declared martial law.

"Does Canada even have any major terrorist groups of its own"

Aside from the FLQ I don't believe so and I don't think they exist anymore