Topic: Dude, I had your mom
Here’s looking at you, “kid”!
Fox News Channel personality Geraldo Rivera sent a congratulatory message Tuesday to “stud” Canadian Prime Minister-elect Justin Trudeau — whose mother he once claimed to have bedded.
“Congrats to @JustinTrudeau #Canada now has a stud prime minister who’s going to inject passion & energy into a nation’s staid, safe policies,” Rivera tweeted.
Back in 1991, Rivera boasted in his kiss-and-tell book “Exposing Myself” that he had a steamy tryst with the prime minister-elect’s mom, former Canadian first lady Margaret Trudeau.
“It was like she had never been made love to before,” Rivera penned. “It was like she was unleashing years of pent-up frustration.”
http://nypost.com/2015/10/20/geraldo-pr … h-his-mom/
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.