Topic: Game Over
I have a girlfriend
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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I have a girlfriend
Blow up dolls don't count! But seriously, if you do then congrats.
yes but it must be the first trumpet of doom o.o
Its been 6 days and I haven't heard of any girls that have been kidnapped. So she either got away or no one has noticed her missing yet ![]()
lieses!
What's his name?
is the first trumpet of doom some sort of euphemism?
Revelations, the book of the Bible that prophesies the end of the world
I saw a scroll in the right hand of the one who sat on the throne. It had writing on both sides and was sealed with seven seals.
...When he broke open the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.
And I saw that the seven angels who stood before God were given seven trumpets.
...When the first one blew his trumpet, there came hail and fire mixed with blood, which was hurled down to the earth. A third of the land was burned up, along with a third of the trees and all green grass.
...Then the seventh angel blew his trumpet. There were loud voices in heaven, saying, “The kingdom of the world now belongs to our Lord and to his Anointed, and he will reign forever and ever."
What's his name?
Lieses!
Primo, if you haven't read Revelations, wait for your next holiday home, and then read it while toking some devil red
I still think you should consider renaming your penis.
hahaha I finally get that
I have a girlfriend
Do you still get to keep your wizard powers?
Ha! I know what she looks like.
The Yell wrote:I have a girlfriend
Do you still get to keep your wizard powers?
so far ![]()
Ha! I know what she looks like.
Because she's the stock photo in a wallet he bought?
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