*I stumbled upon a few of my past rants that I had saved. and decided it would be a pity not to put them uot here.  Point of reference – this following speech was given after the introduction of inflation, the addition of the Revelon and Camaar races and the improvements given to Wardancers and Quantams*

*The doors of the forum open up and a Partaxian marches threw. He glances about the room and quickly utters a levation spell that raises his altitude at least a half meter higher then the tallest person in the room giving him prospective of being able to look down the crook of his thin blue nose on all other non-Partaxian empires that might be in the room. He then floats over to pulpit located on the opposite side of the room and addresses the crowd*

"Greetings Brother Partaxians!

We are living in a galaxy of change. As some of you have already noted, the lesser races have been overhauled and been given some upgrades. Microsoft Windows, the Ford Pinto… these are a few other examples of things that have been upgraded - upgrading is what you do with something that is such a piece of crap it isn't worth the time to destroy and throw away.", NaoLynx pauses a movement in order to give a look of disgust at a group of Quantams and a gathering of Wardancers.

These changes have raised many questions from the members of our glorious race so I thought I would take a few moments to answer your many questions.

The major question I receive is "Why are the lesser races receiving more bonuses while our race, the most deserving of admiration and respect, gets overlooked?" The answer is very simple. In my opinion everything lessers do is based solely on there jealousy of us. They're jealous of how well mannered we are, how well groomed we are and their minuscule intellect cannot even begin to comprehend a basic understanding of the magic we wield so effortlessly. Round after round after round we have proved how powerful we are and how insignificant other races are and now that same jealously that has poisoned all lessers race has finally  seeped into the 'high and mighty' Galactic Overseers."

Many in the crowd gasp at the last statement as it rolls off the tongue of NaoLynx. Many of the lessers have difficultly grasping the context of words and decide to chuckle at the remark but the much wiser Partaxians absorb the statement as if it were gospel and suddenly every change for this up coming round makes sense...

NaoLynx continues his speech by pounding his fist and repeating his last revelation, "ALL THE CHANGES THIS ROUND HAVE BEEN MADE BECAUSE THE GALACTIC OVERSEERS ARE JEALOUS OF US! Every decision they have made is obliviously motivated by the racial hatred they now have towards us because of there blinding jealousy! They can not come right out and say that as the overseers are way too politically correct so they are trying to hinder us any way they can and they are trying to hide there attacks against us by labeling them as 'changes'.

Lets look at these so-called 'changes'.

1. Inflation - Inflation goes up unless you research it down. We all know that only lessers need to research so they have research bonuses. So the Overseers are trying to make it much more expensive for us to train and pay our wizards salary while making it much more cheaper for the lessers to build and maintain theirs!

2. Giving the lesser Quantams a 25% pop growth bonus - They mislabeled this change, what it actually is an evil ploy in order to weaken our estorms and hypnos by 25% by letting the lesser Quantams get there pop back 25% quicker after we destroy them.

3. Giving the lesser Wardancers more attacking power plus droids - This is one of the many attacking changes made to fill the galaxy with more barbarians to try to kill us higher society Partaxians.

4. The Camaar - We Partaxians control the fabric of time and space and we can cast our spells on any lesser no matter where they hide. The Overseers made this thug race in order to attack us out from our temples no matter where they are peacefully hidden.

5. The Revalon, I guess the 50%income/50% research/-30magic lesser races didn't have enough advantages. They give this race an additional 10% income and they rose the difficultly to cast on them. An obvious attempt to try to starve us by depriving us of the delicacy of cooked population."

NaoLynx pauses as now even the thick skulled lessers in the crowd can see the collation between the new round changes and a hidden agenda against the blue skinned Partaxians.

"But fear not my brothers! Even now with the overseers against us we are still cause more nightmares for lessers than the boogie man, Freedie Kruger, three day old baloney, and Michael Jackson!

These changes are just further testament to the greatness of our race. They are just another miserable attempt by the lessers to try to bring us down. And just like every any other mis-hatched, hair brained, nonsensical plot that the lessers have tried against us we shall not only over come it but we shall triumph in a way that only our glorious race can!"

The Partaxians in the crowd cheer loudly in agreement as NaoLynx raises his hands to the heavens in defiance of the ever-watching Overseers….