"It always amuses me when Americans try to tell people what makes a good beer, and then in the same breath openly admit that their country makes nothing but horse-piss."
We make some good beer too. Our stouts are great, and Sam Adams takes medals over there. It's just that our worst is the worst in the world, so you can't say a beer is piss until you've had American beers.
"mmm, just tried a German Lager, much better then that Belgian shit."
Thats just wrong
"Hahaha... let me get this straight. You're giving WFS shit because of a beer's name and image on the label, and you can't handle a steel reserve? No offense, but it's just malt liquor. The 40 of choice, for cheap. You haven't lived until you've partied after a 40oz of this stuff."
I wouldn't call that living.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.