I got home today and couldn't help but notice a pungent odor in the air.  Anything that isn't masked by Zarf's vile stench is worth investigating.... so I had to investigate.  I walked into the kitchen and it appeared that KT and made an attempt at preparing some lovely Asian dishes, but obviously leaving Sushi out on the table when your house is full of cats is irresponsible and stupid, shame on you KT.  The poor fish was clearly doing it's best to end what little life it had left (come on lady, it's raw fish, not living fish, goodness).  I quickly gave him a slapping noodle and promoted him to forum moderator, which may or may not have been an improvement.

Congrats to Suicidal Sushi, the new resident Forum Moderator.

May your edits always be amusing and your posts be clever.