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Topic: Advice for Americans

How do we actually handle being good at soccer? What should we tell the Brits, that's a tough one.

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Re: Advice for Americans

lol. No need to tell the brits anything.. They have never been good at soccer. They won the cup by a goal that was none once and since then live in the past.

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Re: Advice for Americans

Hi Schniepel.

USA had luck when they beat Ghana. And Portugal is worse then ghana or usa

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Re: Advice for Americans

To be fair, England were living in denial about their football prowess well before 1966. I mean they did refuse to attend the WC until 1950 on the grounds that they were more awesome than everyone else and thus it would be unfair if they attended

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I thought that was because they were gonna field anybody from their empire as the "national team"

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What's more likely

A) US scores a goal on Belgium
B) American-style bench clearing brawl in the last ten minutes

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and like that...it was gone

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