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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

Besides.  War between Canada and Texas would involve a navy.  And Texa's navy = fail

"By the October 1837, all of the ships had been lost at sea, sunk by the Mexican Navy, run aground, captured, or sold"

"When Texas joined the United States in 1846, the Texas Navy was merged into the United States Navy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Navy

Texas doesn't have a navy...

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

Yes it does, you just proved it belongs to the US Navy...so if Texas were to battle royal with Canada, it would just take back ships it loaned the US Navy. Since even the smallest floating vessel in the US Navy is far superior to the canoes that the Canadian navy use, it wouldn't even be a fair fight.

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

Arby3 wrote:

Yes it does, you just proved it belongs to the US Navy...so if Texas were to battle royal with Canada, it would just take back ships it loaned the US Navy. Since even the smallest floating vessel in the US Navy is far superior to the canoes that the Canadian navy use, it wouldn't even be a fair fight.

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u lose! what else ?

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/me thinks we've got genetically enhanced killer beavers in our navy, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … YDfwUJzYQg

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our umanned drone warfare capability is unmatched!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogwjCgA-Rbw

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

In Texas they have an armed airforce capable of handling all the problems they may have. Note this is unit #2 with under the wing weapons payload...

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

in Texas everything is bigger... including their weapons

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Re: Don't mess with Texas/Canada

As well Texas has militarized a few other species...

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Canada does not have a chance

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Canadian UAV attacking Texan navy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

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a Texas soldier just reamed the Canadian Prime Minister a new one.

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