51 Reply by Little Paul (edited by Little Paul 19-Jul-2013 16:05:09)

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Re: Gun Control

"For the record, I have no problem with Reverse Bear Trap control!"
yeah, its better if you are in control instead of being the victim. Its still not very pleasant imo but who am I?

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Re: Gun Control

"Reverse Bear Trap"

Added to my things-I-wish-I-hadn't-googled list.

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+1

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Re: Gun Control

I would like to make a saw movie

Jud:  Karen! Karen!
Karen: Oh my God! Help!
Jud: Karen!
<timer rings>
WhirrrrrrrrrCLANGbangbangbangbangbangbangCLAKK
Jigsaw:  Shit! Hang on
Karen:  Who's there?
Jigsaw:  Aw, DAMN! it BROKE you gotta be kidding me!
Jud: Hello?
Jigsaw:  Shut up! I gotta...OW! shit shit shit
Jud: are you using some sort of spring assembly?
Jigsaw: No smartass, a counterweight
Jud: DUDE. Wtf get an actuator
Karen: JUD! SHUT UP
Jigsaw: I like the feel of mechanical things--
Jud: How's it hanging? Ass.
Karen: SHUT UP!
Jud: you could precisely calculate the force needed and deliver it electrically in a single motion, But I guess you'd have to be able to count to ten
Jigsaw: Mister, you shut up or I'll put you, under a hammer, tripped by a ping pong ball
Karen:  Jud we are THROUGH!
Jud: Ok well, so, I guess you don't need me here, cause I don't mind her getting killed now
Jigsaw: Hmm...

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Gun Control

Xeno wrote:

"Reverse Bear Trap"

Added to my things-I-wish-I-hadn't-googled list.

Best post so far!  big_smile

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The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

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i should spend some time doing a modernized version of the HH Holmes Murder Castle, since it would make Saw tame and could be pleasantly ironic.   Especially the part where he hired temps to dissect cadavers without explaining where he got them or where they went

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Gun Control

Reverse bear traps - the only thing that will ever protect you from a dyslexic bear hmm

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