Topic: Chris------------

look into this for me.. K Thanks bye big_smile

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln ‘ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the kicker…
History
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

Re: Chris------------

... And?

Make Eyes Great Again!

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Re: Chris------------

And, i want Chris to look into it for me

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

Re: Chris------------

I dunno about Marilyn Monroe.  And that wasn't her real name anyhow.

If you're going to shoot a President, he's more likely to be relaxed - and so is everybody around him, if he's seated.  If he's seated then you'll probably have the best shot at his head.

Also Booth was shot "resisting arrest" and Oswald was shot while being peaceably transported.

Oh, and I've never seen a photo of Booth as funny as this one"

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/imag … iXbaIDndnN

Other than that it's all true.

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Chris------------

oh and in between, James Garfield was shot standing up in the chest at a railroad station by a guy named Charles Giteau.
Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving  a speech but the speech blocked the bullet from doing more than making him bleed.  He continued with the speech.

And William McKinley was shot in the belly by a guy named Leon Czogolz.

Both Czogolz and Giteau were immediately tackled.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Chris------------

I don't see a link.  Are you saying that a conpsiracy laden group had both men killed?

All I see is a one in a million item happening.  So that one occured.  Had to happen sooner or later in someone's lifetime.

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Re: Chris------------

Not to mention... what conspiracy laden group would take the time to ensure so many similarities existed... before committing the assassination?  Remember, the group has absolutely no knowledge of Kennedy's existence at the time Lincoln was assassinated, so they would have had to kill Lincoln, and wait for a President to show up with perfectly analogous similarities to kill later...

Unless...

Time traveling assassins from the future!

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Re: Chris------------

quite clearly, God hates peaceniks having a happy time

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Chris------------

Time traveling assassins from the future!


Obviously!

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

Re: Chris------------

The full quote is "One nation under god's unmentionable wrath"

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Re: Chris------------

no abe lincoln was the time traveler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AATDhGrhyjU

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Chris------------

No he wasn't.

He was a vampire slayer.

Now...time travelling vampires...

Has Joss Whedon been informed?

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Re: Chris------------

they will have got him first ! yikes

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Chris------------

Texas sharp shooter fallacy

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Re: Chris------------

no in the 1970s CBS news recreated the street and pulled a car down it at the same speed as the convertible and had marksmen in a tower at the same angle as Oswald in the window at the same distance and asked them to shoot a target in the car 3 times with the same bolt-action rifle, and one of them did it on camera.

actually it was 1967, 11 guys and 1 got 3 hits in the time frame indicated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WovyEqfR8Hg

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Chris------------

behind the kurtain, behind the panthomime...

you know, in the deep end of your heart, its all part of a show, writeen down long long ago by the darkest minions of your REAL ruler, ..ave, SATANI