The Spartans sat around their fires eating apples and enjoying liberated supplies, singing songs telling tales and laughing. By a small fire at the edge of the group they sat, in the shelter of some brush, drunk from the foreign booze. "So where are you from lad, I don't recognise you?" He asked the soldier as he finished shuddering, having just swallowed a mouthful of the poisonous tasting liquid from the leather bottle. "Edge of Sparta, farm. I'm the only son, and I'm the youngest. It's been three generations since my family had a warrior to bring honour to their name." He smiled, "Oh aye? And now you're a warrior?" The lad sat up, swaying slightly, "For the first time I have faced death and won, am I not a warrior?" His smile broadened to a grin, "You have faced death lad, I'll give you that, but won? You are alive, lad, not immortal," He sat up, was surprised to feel a slight sway in himself too, "I suppose you are _technically_ a warrior, but this was simply a battle to drive out an invader that was already leaving by the time we caught them." The lad swigged from the bottle again. "Technically, I'll drink to that."
"Here, don't drink all of it." He took the leather bottle from the lad and swigged from it himself. The lad turned to him, "You married?" He nodded, grimacing as the firewater cleansed his throat, "Yeah, son and daughter too, why?" He leaned back against the tree again, "I want to get married. She does too."
"But her father doesn't like you?"
"No."
"And when you get back you will be undeniably a man, by technicality, He grinned again,"So he won't be able to deny the two of you any more!"
"Exactly."
"Now that's the kind of battle that makes you a man" He clapped the lad on the back. "Aw shit, bottle's empty".
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."