Re: Confessions

10:01 <@Q>  I, the #mod Q bot, confess my crimes against the chat
10:01 <@Q> specifically conspiracy and perpetration of infiltration
10:02 <@Q> treason, sabotage, trolling and spam
10:02 <@Q> by inimical foriegn elements
10:03 <@Q> and disloyal terrorist reactionaries
10:04 <@Q> I confess freely and without duress
10:04 <@Q> persuaded of the social necessity
10:05 <@Q> and political opportunity for
10:05 <@Q> socialist democratic reconciliation.
10:06 <@Q> I call now on the ops
10:06 <@Q> to fulfill their duty and impose
10:06 <@Q> such sentence as will deter
10:07 <@Q> future acts of terror

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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hehe q smile

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

53 (edited by WiWi 09-Apr-2013 09:53:18)

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10:38 Alundra licks

10:44 Alundra sticks her toe in your mouth

10:45 wiwitje
is that your fetishj?

10:46
Alundra
lol

10:46
Alundra
nu 

10:46
Alundra
just fun times 

10:47

Alundra
I spilled yogurt on my knee :'(

10:47
wiwitje
you should wash your feet

10:47
wiwitje
they taste weird

10:48
Alundra
lmao

10:48
Alundra
grrrrr 

10:49
Alundra
Im gunna go in the shower in a minute 

10:49
Alundra
then ill make u eat my feet all day mwahahaha

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09:56] <+wiwitje> don't stick too big things in your throat:p
[09:56] <+Alundra> I cant help it

Counterstrike

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[01:24.16] <&Arbolio3> God damn you nolio. You know we are retarded.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

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07:17
banksy
ill do the whole thing drunk

07:17
banksy
haha...u think nolios is hard

07:17
banksy
u just wait

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[04:54] <Torqez|awayish> Where the hell is the print button on my hotmail -_-
[04:55] <&InSaNe> ^ noob
[04:55] <Sol_Invictus> the 3 dots Torq
[04:55] <Sol_Invictus> click on it and than u get the option to print
[04:55] <Torqez|awayish> dots..
[04:55] <Torqez|awayish> where? tongue
[04:56] <Sol_Invictus> next to, new reply, delete... categories, 3 dots tongue
[04:56] <Sol_Invictus> on top of your screen near the right end
[04:56] <&InSaNe> call yourself a developer =p

Sex without the e is still SX!

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[00:11] <+Sam> you need some birthday kisses
[00:11] * +Sam summons Pengy
[00:11] <&RB3> no no no X(
[00:11] <&RB3> i already had bday kisses X(
[00:12] <+KT> i want a piece of that cake

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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[21:13] <+Baratheon> I'm stupid

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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<+Nick> i want to have sex with anne hathaway, hugh jackman, and russel crow

It is easier to meet girl in park than to park meat in girl.

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[00:23] <RB3> did you ever suck dick for meth?
[00:23] <AA> not recently

Sex without the e is still SX!

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[03:42] <&UnDeath> i think i have to do actual work
[03:44] <&UnDeath> i don't want to do actual work
[03:44] <&UnDeath> will you do it for me Nolio
[03:49] <&Nolio> HAHA
[03:49] <&Nolio> I barely do work at my own job

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Haha.... funny reading through all these...  love it

You might be a king or little kid sweeper.  Sooner or later, you'll dance with the Reaper....

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The Yell wrote:

i reminded KT we could attach pictures to Facebook messages so she could still judge the contest

she freaked out

ofc since we know Zuckerberg's sister got burnt posting a private photo, that's probably just as well we didn't


guy from FB i went to school with got pisssed at his gf and posted nudies it was lulz

21:19] <&James|sunstorm> any body name james is punishble by raid or nuke
[21:19] * UnDeath is now known as James
[21:19] * James ([email protected]) Quit ( NickServ (GHOST command used by James|sunstorm) )

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[08:36] <%Thor> did you get fixed AW?
[08:36] <AW> talk to nolio about it

21:19] <&James|sunstorm> any body name james is punishble by raid or nuke
[21:19] * UnDeath is now known as James
[21:19] * James ([email protected]) Quit ( NickServ (GHOST command used by James|sunstorm) )

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[10:33] <&KT> umm need wiwi yikes

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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* Monhotton in fact owns a dildo. but you are anonymous strangers on the internets.
<RD3> who doesn't
<RD3> girls these days are spoiled
<Monhotton> I call him Sir Rubber
<RD3> have to pleasure them two ways simultaneously or they'll just walk away...
* Monhotton is not a girl O.O

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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<wiwi> i didn't touch my big thing for 2 days, so no need

It is easier to meet girl in park than to park meat in girl.

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20:33 Nolio gay music is fun

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<rchi|phone> Nah she is cool
<Tia> ...
<Tia> am not

You have now been infected with Bird flu. Good day.


~Testudinae~

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[17:18] <masse> I like fishing but I cant touch it :l my gf has to be with me when I fish so she can unhock it

Sex without the e is still SX!

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17:23    RB3    i play with my wiwi all the time!

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19:03    dpenguinsaurus    god no like masturbation
19:03    KT`afk    i dont care I love it!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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04:42    KT    rub it carefully!

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[20:15] <dpenguins> id probably be a mix of roy, dwight and daryl
[20:17] <dpenguins> and like ralph wiggims

<KT|Away> I am the Trump of IC