Topic: To my friends in 7878, 7884, 7882, 7873.
Good Morning, I am Tortoise, Leader of family 7880 and Public Relations Representative for the alliance of 7880 and 7870. I first want to say thank you for attending and I will ask that all questions be saved for the end of the Press Conference.
As some of you may know, The Dictator of family 7878, Lee Roy Jenkins determined that honesty, loyalty and, gamesmanship should be exterminated from the Imperial Conflict Community and with his allies, made an attempt to be sneaky and cancelled an agreed EoR nap almost two weeks prior to the agreed time.
More and More enemies of the Leader Lee began showing that they too would not sit by while he attempts to destroy the very essense of the IC world itself and declared war on 7878 and 7884. Amid massive enemy numbers, Mizzle nor Lee turned away from this fight knowing that they had quite the advantage in power. We do however have a wonderful plan with a 100% guaranteed success rate to win this war.
Our amazing plan has 3 goals to victory.
A. Promote Fair Game Play.
B. Show that sometimes everyone just needs a little break to replenish their electrolytes. Brawndo is great but can't do it all.
C. Show everyone how to develop a masterful plan for victory against your enemies even when our attackers cannot make it for war time using a Three Pronged Strategy for war.
Now for what you all did not know, We, 7880 and 7870 recently won a nice vacation package to rest after our recent war with families 7882 and 7873 where they fought valantly but without success against our mighty alliances' attackers. Lee, Mizzle, and Devils have mentioned a few times how upset they are that they could not have a real war this round so we have decided to grant them their request of a real war by claiming our vacation package and allowing
7878/7884 and 7882/7873 to fight a proper war. We would not want to win this war through other peoples' work and we would not want to steal the chance for 7882 and 7873 to claim victory on their own. Thus also allowing us to have our war closer to our previously arranged war time and giving you a SECOND proper war.
All 4 of your families are welcome for I know that we will receive much thanks for granting this gift to all of you.
Thank you all for coming and we will see you all for our victory Press Conference.
~Testudinae~