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Here's the drill. I"ll offer advice. Ask anything you want! Send me a private message through the forum. I'll post the question here, with an answer, and make sure it's anonymous to protect any identities!

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Question 1: Why so gay Arby?

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How does that message thing work if you're not in a fam?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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when did you lose your virginity to a relative?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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i bought a PS Vita
there are more system updates than games

The inmates are running the asylum

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esa wrote:

i bought a PS Vita
there are more system updates than games






you got a 10 year old pos?

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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why penguins cant fly ?

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Hmm...nobody asked a question, but I"ll give an answer.

You're all retarded.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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geez mildly i hope tongue

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Our first submission!

Ask Arby,

why does Nolio and Luster

hate each other like a fat person hates a salad?

-Curious bystander


Dear Curious bystander,

I assume this hatred comes from the fact that Luster is from South Africa, and Nolio's ancestors are from Africa. Lot's of hatred occurred there, just like in the America's during the past, and those deep seeded beliefs are hard to get out from under. I recommend they meet face to face, go out to nice pub, and get drunk and mend their rift, so all of mankind can benefit from their joyous brotherhood.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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I asked a question X(

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Ha silly Aussie, ingame. lol

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Obviously there is confusion in the format. Upon reading of the extremely simple rule and format posted, it seems you must send them to me in game. That way the are anonymous. Silly kiwi.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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I figured the offer of anonymity was only to those who cared whether people knew they had asked or not.

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now we have forum pms. would be easier to use that ^_^

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Ask Arby,

Why so gay?

-Confused Reader


Dear Condused Reader,

I am in fact quite gay, if you mean the term to be happy. If by chance you mean homosexual, then you are mistaken. I am currently engaged to a beautiful young woman, and will be tying the knot very soon. I wish you could attend the ceremony, as it will be a grand affair, but unfortunately I am not inviting any IC players other than Melvin.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Ask Arby,

Why is it that3 basic ingredients go so well together. I mean I just love cheesy beans on toast.

Signed, someone you may or may not know


Dear Someone,

The salty savory cheese compliments the soft bland beans greatly, while the crispy toast offers a texture contrast, and also soaks up the flavors for a great ending bite. That, and you're British taste buds are predetermined to enjoy such strange food.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Ask Arby,

What would happen if Flint and Tia would ever procreate?

Signed, Concerned member of the human race


Dear Comcerned,

Such a child would be considered an abomination. The sheer beauty and intelligence of such a child would be counterproductive to the standards of the social standard. They would be subjected to a world that could not accept them on both terms, but only on either their immaculate looks or sheer brain power. The world would shift, and a quantum vortex would open, transferring them to a world where they could finally find acceptance.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Ask Arby,

How do I get my wife to partake in buttseks?

Signed, Unsatisfied husband


Dear Unsatisfied husband,

If you haven't got her to do it by now, then you probably never will. If you wish to not give up, then I recommend using something small at the start, such as your penis or pinky finger. Both are around the same deminsions. Also, make sure it's a surprise. Women love surprises. Just make sure to lock up all sharp knives, scissors, and any other objects that can easily cut through meat.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Yes Alundra, you can also pm me through the forum since that option is now available.

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Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Arbolio3 wrote:

Obviously there is confusion in the format. Upon reading of the extremely simple rule and format posted, it seems you must send them to me in game. That way the are anonymous. Silly kiwi.


I thought that's what I said? yikes

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You lazy SOB!


you have any more posts to respond to!


Lazy sob X:

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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Arbolio3 wrote:

Ask Arby,
[...] but unfortunately I am not inviting any IC players other than Melvin.


What about me?! sad

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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******** TOP SECRET****************
******** ARBY EYES ONLY ************
********DESTROY IF MISLAID**********
Arby why don't we just encode messages and leave them on the forum?

K thnx bail

********MESSAGE ENDS*************

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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The Yell wrote:

******** TOP SECRET****************
******** ARBY EYES ONLY ************
********DESTROY IF MISLAID**********
Arby why don't we just encode messages and leave them on the forum?

K thnx bail

********MESSAGE ENDS*************


K thnx bail? yikes

/me abandons ship

"I lie down next to an angel, fall asleep and fly with the demons"
I once prayed to god for some planets, but quickly found out he didnt work that way

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