Re: Only in America

I found this posted elsewhere. An excellent peice.


"ONLY IN AMERICA" OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN*

1) Only in America could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black

3) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the TreasuryDepartment and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as"extremists."

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license tocash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes(Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

11) Only in America can a man with no background, no qualification sand no experience ... and a complete failure at his job ... be re-elected.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Sorry to tell you, but this should read "Only in western democratic nations, and also non-western democratic nations, and non-western non-democratic nations, and western non-democratic nations"

America is not special, nor unique... Also the list is obviously biased, and not funny nor intelligent.... so really alround a massive fail...


sorry random "Canadian" try again...

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i am Jesus"
"Nothing is worse than a fully prepared fool"

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only a Brit could tell us that a list was both universally true, and biased  tongue

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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lol

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> The Yell wrote:

> only a Brit could tell us that a list was both universally true, and biased  tongue




A fact can be inherently objective, yet presented subjectively/with bias.  They're called connotations.  tongue

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6 (edited by The Yell 30-Jan-2013 19:13:11)

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here ya go blinky

http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/britishcitizenship/eligibility/naturalisation/


btw naturalization has a z

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Am I a Brit? I should try harder I suppose....

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i am Jesus"
"Nothing is worse than a fully prepared fool"

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you're not? dammit I need to move  another pin on my map

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Only 18x10^6 m away....

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i am Jesus"
"Nothing is worse than a fully prepared fool"

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> "ONLY IN AMERICA" OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN*

It's nice to find 1(!) Canadian who thinks so, isn't it?
Probably it makes you feel less lonely.

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This thread is a hoax.  No Canadian can go that long without using the words hockey, ay, snow, or polar bear.

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"you're not? dammit I need to move  another pin on my map"
Don't make it final. I bet Willem I will return south as soon as he got his army up and running.

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Its eh not ay....

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Its eh


And Fool is a kiwi or aussie.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Translation: Close enough.

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X( I am no stinking Aussie.... Those sheep shaggers are completely different to us awesome sauce peoples tongue

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i am Jesus"
"Nothing is worse than a fully prepared fool"

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what's wrong with sheep shagging?

...oh darn, wrong thread.

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it creates a text of disempowerment and devaluation, sublimating equivalent experiences to a patriarchal hierarchy devoid of the moderating influence of any subcultural context, not even a "deviant" or "dissident" conversation

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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oh, I forgot about that.