"The Call duck is the smallest breed of domestic duck, weighing only 1-1/2lbs. They were literally developed as calling ducks, to call down the wild mallard to the great traps or decoys of the Fenlands of the UK and the marshes of Holland. They were first known as the decoy duck, the name coming from the Dutch word 'de kooi' meaning 'the trap or cage'."
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we do many things wrong in America but we'd never pervert God's creation to make ducks that lure other ducks to traps
here, the hunter hones his skills, and recalling the noble Red Indian who dwelt in harmony with his prey, we carve little floating ducks of wood and then sit in a reed and make quacking sounds with a small carved horn
and then, when the hunter's wiles are honed, a duck's natural bent will be to respond favorably to the similated duck rave, and he circles down to party
then we throw up more lead than a flak battery
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.