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Final vote count

Oxygen (5) - TBO, Torqez, Genesis, Wendy, SSL
Torqez (3) - Blizzard, Oxygen, xara

Did not vote: None.

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The town had lost one of their favourites, Poley, to Sarah Good. The anger was intense, what sort of witch would do such an evil thing?! It was time to do something about it. It started off with Genesis piping up, "I think I saw Oxygen dancing with the devil at Witchcraft Heights last night!" Others threw their own fuel on the fire, "...Oxygen watches skat porn...Oxygen didn't return the favour...Oxygen is a selfish lover who only cares about her pleasure..." The town's ire had been drawn. The town went hunting for Oxygen. She was found at the top of Witchcraft Heights, naked and pleading with the spirits to spare her life. It was time for the slut to die.

But hanging was too good for the bitch that killed Poley. The town tied Oxygen up, and started skinning her. As she screamed in pain and passed out from the pain the town stopped and revived her. She was going to suffer every second that they could. Someone pulled up their horses. The town tied each horse to a different limb of Oxygen. With a loud yell of "Yah" the horses bolted in different directions, ripping Oxygen's limbs off. As Oxygen lay there blubbering, blood pouring from her limbs, she was heard to say, "...avenge me sisters...avenge...me"

Oxygen, AKA Sarah Good, was no more.

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It is now night phase, all roles have until 1400 GMT to ingame message me their decisions.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Well played everyone smile

/me lurks

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Bad Sarah Good

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

thats what you get for messing with the runt yikes

Leap ahead

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As Gwynedd pointed out in chat, apparently I seduced Oxygen... My beer goggles must have been stronger than usual that night >.<

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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The serial killer could sense the end was near. So close, so close, only a few more deaths and he could stop killing again. But not yet. But first the serial killer wanted to exact vengence on a man who had once stolen a goat from him. SSL was in his backyard, having inappropriate relations with said goat when the serial killer ducked into his backyard. SSL couldn't hear a thing over the goat, as noisy as it was. The first thing SSL knew anything was wrong was when he saw a broad sword sprouting from the front of his chest. SSL gasped, and grabbed hold of the blade.

The serial killer looked on in disgust as SSL fell over the goat, coating it in his blood. The serial killer had been going to take the goat back, but no point now, it was horribly horribly tainted. The serial killer chopped the head off of the goat. Then in a fit of inspiration the serial killer cut the head off of SSL. The serial killer ducked inside SSL's house and returned with needle and thread. The serial killer proceeded to sow SSL's head onto the goat's body and the goat's head onto SSL's body. The serial killer then moved the bodies out into the front yard, and set it up so the goat could finally get his revenge on SSL. The next morning when SSL's neighbours came out they didn't notice anything unusual at first. When they did notice they were horrified. SSL the loyal townie was dead.

The witches were depressed. No matter what dark rites they performed they could not bring their sisters back from the dead. Only blood would satisfy their rites, but even this had not been helping. Susannah Martin and Elizabeth Howe were the only two witches left now, and everyone knew that to form a proper pentagram required 5. Susannah stood up, she had enough, she was going to kill the rest of these townies. She proceeded to Genesis house, and there was Genesis in the car out the front with his boyfriend Primo. Genesis had his head out the passengers window, the drivers window was sitting down to let some of the hot air out as they went at it. Susannah put her hand inside the drivers window, stabbing Primo in the heart and pushing the passengers window up at the same time.

Genesis tried to turn around and see what was happening. His head was caught in the window, and his breathing was laboured. Susannah walked around to the passengers side of the vehicle. As Genesis saw her he tried to scream, but she cut out his tongue in a well practiced motion. Genesis tried to pull his head out of the window but alas it was pointless. Susannah stabbed Genesis in both eyes, gouging them out of their sockets. Susannah proceeded to cut off both of Genesis' ears and his nose. But this wasn't enough pain for what he had done to her sisters. Susannah started to pull out Genesis teeth, one by one, forcing them down his throat as she did so. Finally when she tired of her sport, Susannah slit Genesis throat. She proceeded around to the drivers side, and while the corpse was still fresh removed his testicles. They would work well in her next dark rite, as she tried once more to resurrect her sisters. Genesis the loyal, all be it gay, townie was dead.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Sorry town, I have failed you.  I thought I did well surviving this long (all things considered) but losing KT and remo in one night, really hurt.  And now, losing two townies last night, that was the last nail in the coffin.  Didnt know SSL was townie, but if Sk had hit a mob, we would have had a chance.

So far it's 2 vs 2 vs 1.  If we lynch SK, town cannot win.

Tbh I prefer a Mob win, instead of an SK win.  For this reason, I say we lynch TBO.
Torqez = Cop
Wendy = Town/SK
TBO = Town/SK (100% not mob)

Xara = Mob (100% mob)
Blizzard = Mob


Well played, mob, well played.

Voting TBO

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Thats funny, i call bs on that Torqez ...


gen told me you where cop which you denied tell after i posted the conversation to you, in that you said O Gen must be SK and you admitted you where the cop.

Somehow gen died " because you are mob.." and turned out reg townie


You also told me last night

[21:32] <Torqez> ur mob are
[21:32] <Torqez> oxy, ssl and xara


so i agreed to lynch of oxy who was a mob indeed.

however i think you really are  mob trying to throw a twist in things torqez

That or you are the SK

in any sence i will vote YOU because i think you are A) MOB or B) SK

Either way you need to die..



Voting torqez

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

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I also think this is a Plie to take the "notice" off yourself

with little time left you knew there was no way you could get voted off so you as SK voted for yourself, inturn having everyone else believe you could not be SK.

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Ahh crap... torq you did lie to us about gen being the cop... be interesting to see what Wendy has to say.

Atm I'm voting to lynch tho though...

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Actually.. torw how do you know I am not SK? And that Wendy is townie...

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

And why if you are cop did you get so many votes wrong? Starting to think torq is SK or mob...

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

A normal cop wouldn't have gotten so much info wrong and let the town die so hard ...


the more i think about it and the way gen died from the witches i belive that torq is probally a witch!

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

gosh, tough decision. Im surprised Torqez and TBO are still here. Normally TBO would have said something to piss everyone off..

which in itself is suspect. Torqez has managed to claw his way through to this far with lots of bad decisions.

I feel that due to these bad decisions you're a mob

TBO is cop and blizzard is townie.

I vote wendy

He waka eke noa

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Only the SK would fight so hard to stay alive.

Blizzard, as mob - its in your interest to kill SK, you will win.

Talk to Wendy, to see why!

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

unless wendy is the sk X(

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

TBO is the SK


& so there's only one kill left after this Lynch so I may as well vote TBO.

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changing my vote to Wendy...

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im going to vote wendy. I belive she is the SK trying to kill the townie

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

lol ok well congrats go to TBO then wink

Gee BLizzard "you are playing Dumb!" yes I am saying it now so it's imortalised here & so your shame lingers for eternity big_smile lol wink

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

going ot regret this...

Voting TBO

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you jumped on our votes really quick TBO.

changing my vote to TBO

May God of gingers have mercy on your soul

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Sucky, it had to be this way, but

Town Win > Mob Win > SK Win

Sorry TBO, but well played thus far.  And you dirty mobbies too x(

Pity we figured out who everyone was, but with the last 2 night phases, we just ...ran out of men sad

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Final vote count

TBO (4) - Torqez, Wendy, Blizzard and Xara
Wendy (1) - TBO

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TBO was lying in his bed, satisfied after another sucessful night. He might be able to give up this killing thing again, and return to being a normal townie. He had voted to lynch Wendy, because he saw the votes going against him, but once she was in the crosshairs and he was safe he returned home to have a nap. Suddenly Torqez, Wendy, Blizzard and xara were at TBO's front door, knocking it down. As they entered the house, TBO pulled a pistol from underneath his bed, shooting Torqez square between the eyes. Torqez, aka Reverand Deodat Lawson, lifeless body dropped to the floor, that was one less person to deal with.

Wendy, Blizzard and xara were milling around outside TBO's room, "What if he is still armed?" Blizzard's high pitched voice was heard to say. TBO grabbed a sub machine gun from under the bed, and yelling, "'Merica, yeee haaa" started firing through the wall. Blizzard and xara ducked for cover, but Wendy never stood a chance. She was taken by no fewer than 20 rounds to the chest. As Wendy lay there, dying in a pool of her own blood, she wondered why she had chosen to live in Salem after all, it was never a safe place to live.

TBO jumped out of his bedroom window, getting onto his motorbike and starting it up. Blizzard and xara chased him out the front, seeing him speeding off into the distance. Blizzard and xara ripped their clothes off and started pleading with the dark spirits to assist them. They drank the blood from Wendy's body as it was still flowing and placed a curse on TBO. TBO thought he had gotten away when suddenly lightning struck the road in front of him. He swerved to avoid it, but couldn't avoid the truck travelling the other way. TBO hit the cab of the truck, and as he did his head was ripped from his body. TBO's body went cartwheeling over the top of the truck, while his head sat placidly on the seat next to the truck driver, wearing a look of suprise on his face. No more would TBO kill anybody, his tally had amonted to a simple 105, nothing special about that.

Meanwhile, with the death of the last remaining person in Salem, xara and Blizzard had won, the witches had gotten revenge for the wrongs done to them and their sisters.

The end.

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