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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

I liked the story, just not the ending. X(

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Undeath was in his bedroom masterbating to his new copy of bestiality weekly when he heard the crowd outside his house. Because his shoes were outside his side door he went out the side and joined the mob in front.

"Hey what's going on." he asked someone. "Were lynching a wiccan" came the reply. Undeath watched as the crowd piled wood around a large pole shoved into the ground and as gasoline was added to the pile. A cheer went up as Wendy mounted the stairs, a bible in hand.

Fascinated Undeath sought out a corner of the crowd where he could get a great view. He was lucky cause he could clearly hear Wendy from her current position."Today we seek another blasphemer, one who would practice dark arts and foul sorcery. We come to givethis evil one a worldly taste of the fires of Hell, which that decrepit one will suffer in for all of eternity. We come to roast a villian, a necromancer, and a lover of animals"

That last line caught Undeath by surprise.. he thought hewas the only one who looked at donkeys and possums like that. And why lynch a decent person like that for their sexual libido? Undeath was caught in his musings when he heard "...and that is why Undeath must be whipped soundly before we burn him alive". With that Undeath tried to quietly leave the scene.

Torqez saw someone tryong to leave, and he knew the mob almost came for him. So he peered closely at the person trying to leave. "There he is! It's that pig suckling, dog bone loving, doerof the nasty with garden snakes!" And the crowd turned. A great cry of anger went upas the crowd took chase after him.

"Do not want, do not want" is all Undeath could cry as he ran down the main road. Seeing the bridge he jumped over the rail on the side.... realizing in his fall the year had been very cold and the river had iced up. He was still groaning in agony when they reached him. They hauled his broken body to the burn pile, and then tied him up. They set torch to the fire...

"Sex with turtles is not wrong..." was his final words.


A search of his home turned up a crying kangaroo and three scared kittens, but no evidence of witchcraft. An innocent, if sexually deviant, Undeath had been wrongfully lynched.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

-_-

So.. Can I just ask, why everyone voted with me? I mean, I been wrong all game and just voted Undeath randomly...

So I guess if I survive the night, I'm 100% mob, right? :s

Also, why SK no love me? sad.. Voting for me by day, means a vote for me by night too?  sad

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

I thought that since most others had voted UD & since it would be so like Nick to say (if he lived) "I told you I was a witch!" which to me made him look like a better candidate. But alas! He was town after all & he just played like a proper twerp this round X(

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

^ this sad

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Just letting you all know the night story will be a couple of hours late.

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HydroP had been strutting around the town ever since he had a near miss with death. He thought he owned the town, but the townies all looked on at him with contempt. They knew what HydroP was really like. The serial killer had never quite forgiven HydroP for surviving his attempt at killing him, all his figures felt empty, he felt like he had wasted his time. This time the serial killer was going to make sure of the job. The serial killer snuck into HydroP's bedroom where he was sleeping. Perfect. The serial killer grabbed HydroP and put gaffer tape over his mouth, no one would hear his screams and come to help him. The serial killer tied HydroP to the bed. HydroP struggled in vane as the serial killer laughed on. The serial killer placed a second bit of gaffer tape over HydroP's nose, enjoying his spasms as his lungs gasped for air.

But that wasn't enough for our serial killer, not nearly. The serial killer stood over the corpse of HydroP. The serial killer proceeded to defecate and urinate all over HydroP. The serial killer grabbed a jerry can from inside the house and coated HydroP's corpse with petrol. The serial killer wanted to make sure no one would ever forget the beacon that was HydroP's death. The serial killer lit the house on fire, and watched on as the house burnt. HydroP the loyal townie was no more, and the serial killers perfect record was once more in tact.

Meanwhile Poley was sitting at home rubbing one out to his favourite Baywatch character, David Hasselhoff. No one could beat the Hoff in Poley's eyes. Poley proceeded to finish in a rather sticky gym sock he kept underneath his chair. Repleat, Poley went to sleep in his recliner, thinking that all was right with the world. Little did he know that Sarah Good had been watching on in morbid intrest. She loved the Hoff too. Poley dreamed he was in the water, swimming with the Hoff. Suddenly in his dream he was drowning, begging the hoff to save him. Poley startled awake and found his used gym sock sticking out of his mouth.

Sarah stood behind him with a rope around his neck. The second Poley looked around Sarah began to tighten the rope. Poley grabbed at his neck, scratching his skin away as he tried to save himself. As the life drained from Poley, Sarah whispered into his ear, "This one is for my sisters. We will live on to eternity." Sarah lovingly closed Poley's eyes, and laid his body out on the ground with the noose still tightened on his throat. Sarah placed Poley's most tattered picture of the Hoff on top of him and left him there.

The next morning Poly's neighbour tried to wake Poley up for work. They carpooled together and had done for some years. The neighbour went inside and found Poley laid out on the ground, resting peacefully. Poley the loyal townie was no more.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

I'm going to vote Torqez... I don't know i think something is fishy with him.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Nah TBO let's take a real witch down please smile

Voting Oxygen

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

yikes

Burn!

Voting Oxy!

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Id like to see gen, and maybe torqez? Why Oxy?

i don't know if its because i haven't been on much to pay attention or what but i just dont see it?

fill me in smile

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

One of us might be the cop tongue

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

hmmm

or a witch trying to finish off another townie hmm

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

hmm at the moment I'm still thinking torqez... he is either havinga terrible round as a townie or an excellent round as a witch... if you can convince me ootherwise I will change. But it has to be before I hit the slopes!

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Current vote: torqez

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Ill change to oxy due to gens comment only.


If it turns out wrong i know whos next *looks at gen*

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

It's interesting that when genesis votes for me, torq jumps right onto the bandwagon to try and divert attention away from his sketchy voting these past two days. First he pushes genesis (who I believe to be a townie) and then votes undeath.

Sorry, your witchcraft is at an end smile

Voting torqez.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Oxygen (3)  -- Torquez, Genesis, TBO
Torqez (2) -- Blizzard, Oxygen

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

SSL
Wendy
Xara

Still to vote?

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

Gj TBO smile

... I'm assuming the two other mob are on that still to vote list. 

Not sure who the sk is, but whoever it is, well played so far, sir.  But even SK needs a mob to be lynched today.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

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Official vote count

Oxygen (3) - TBO, Torqez, Genesis
Torqez (2) - Blizzard, Oxygen

Still to vote: Wendy, xara, SSL

2 hours to go!

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

ummmm.

jump on the bandwagon and go with the current suspects now..or go with my suspicions..

torqez. (sorry torqez)

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Everyone, be aware. Queensland is currently experiencing cyclonic winds and rains, as well as flash flooding. I may be called into work at any time at which point the game will be placed on hold. I will update you if this does happen.

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

I am voting oxy cos iu am cop! oops! or am I? wink

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Re: Mafia XXXV - Salem was never a safe place to live

I vote oxygen

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