1 Topic by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 21-Jun-2008 22:03:17)

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Topic: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

He came over to sell me some magazines, I bought $106.00 worth of them. But then I showed him the products from my own business, and being that  he is a sports junky, I had plenty of those products on hand. I let him try them out, and he's like "zomg" and a few he all ready knew about. Now he's my dedicated customer, and his order is even larger than mine.

Edit: Don't ask me what I sell on the forum here, because I follow the rules on IC. I am just telling you the story that I find funny as hell.

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what was the fella zomg-ing about smile?

till the end of time..

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Re: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

He loved the product. He also tried it somewhere else, but didn't know where to get it, because you can only get it from distributors in the business.

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Re: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

I want some tongue

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i'll buy some wink

tell me what it is

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Oh I would. Except it's against the rules, sorry.

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Liess!!

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Primo in a can?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I'm sure you can say what you sell. Dildos etc aren't against the rules tongue

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Re: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

owned by a forum mod


tongue


the ownage just keeps going around, the circle of ownage...


that is quite funny tho tongue

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what do u sell u roid junky

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
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<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
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lol tell us! X(

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dont fall for it

this is his ploy.. make us all interested then bam he swoops us in and takes our money!!

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14 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 22-Jun-2008 09:18:57)

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I sell over thousands of products with an online store, ranging from tooth paste to beds etc. He is going to buy XS Energy Drinks (they have no sugar and crap, just vitamin b12, so no major crashes), and Perfect Water. Perfect Water instantly optimizes your flexibility, strength, and mental focus. Both are very good for athletes. There are loads of other stuff you can get, like I love some of the juice bottles.

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ive heard of this. its tesco.com tongue

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Well it's not tesco.

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what kind of magazines?

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Re: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

There seems to be some fierce battles between salesmen

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Bloody hell! Perfect water and XS Energy Drinks! I'm going medieval on you for mentioning them Justinian X(

lol, really, when did you think that mentioning those would get you in trouble? tongue

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Its only illigal to advertise games like IC

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Re: Hahaha, I just owned a salesman

Arocalex: That's wrong. The rule is very broad. I checked with the mods and they said that it would fall under advertising rules.

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well, just post it when everyone is online, so they can see it before a Mod deletes it.. tongue

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I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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encript the name in a nice picture of yours ad then upload it

till the end of time..

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omg i found what he sells....

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/super_mario_energy_drink.jpg

My name is Sam Fisher
I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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