http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpZVOxJLGVI
Professor Oak was fast asleep in a makeshift hammock at his camp in the woods. He kept dreaming about evolved pokemon and moonstones and secret caves. It was frustrating. His eyes were heavy from lack of sleep and his mood became increasingly worse. He attempted to go back to sleep but he heard a chatter about 20 yards away in the patch of wood near the bicycle grounds. Meowth, Pikachu and Bulbasaur were deep into conversation unaware of Professor Oak's proximity.
Professor Oak peeked out and frowned at his discovery. Although they were in the original pokedex, he was not pleased about them waking him up. They had to pay.
"I choose you, Golem!"
Golem emerged and curled up into a ball. He immediately rolled out at full speed knocking Meowth off his feet and into the air. They were shocked. Pikachu attempted a thunderbolt but it wasn't very effective. Golem countered with a seismic slam and rendered Pikachu disabled. The X's on his face were evidence of that. It was up to Bulbasaur. He leaped backwards and hit Golem with a series of vine whips that managed to slow him down. Golem used rock throw but Bulbasaur used agility and avoided the massive boulders.
Professor Oak: "I don't have time for these games. Golem....EXPLOSION attack!"
Golem curled up into a ball once again and began glowing. He slowly rolled towards Bulbasaur in preparation to detonate his ultimate attack. Bulbasaur looked at pikachu and meowth. Both were down for the count. It was up to him.
Bulbasaur began gathering sunlight. Golem rolled closer. 15 feet away. Bulbasaur was almost there. 12 feet. Halfway there. Just a little more sunlight....8 feet away... Bulbasaur could feel the energy radiating from Golem. This was going to hurt. 3 feet away and before Golem could explode, Bulbasaur fired his most powerful attack. THE SOLARBEAM! Golem was blasted back towards Professor Oak who was too slow and stunned to responde. Both were thrown into the sky and Golem exploded. Professor Oak was finally at peace and Genesis was never to be heard from again.
Note: The decision to use Solarbeam on Genesis was put in hours and hours ago. Bulbasaur's solarbeam was a one time kill. He is now a regular mobster.
30 mins to go!
Sex without the e is still SX!