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mad Rule #1 about Taco Supremes...

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http://www.firearmstruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Guide-to-Firearms1.jpg

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and let's not forget:

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sturmlager yikes

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Washington D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier has confirmed that the department is looking into allegations that NBC's David Gregory violated D.C.'s gun banning laws during a recent taping of Meet the Press.

In a discussion about gun control, host David Gregory brandished a 30-round magazine purportedly for an AR-15 or similar "assault rifle."  The discussion took place on December 23, during the broadcast of NBC's Sunday morning political talk show.

Washington D.C.

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I saw idiot on the news the other day say "they're called assault weapons for a reason."

This is categorically false. There is no definition for assault weapons, let alone a standardized one. It's certainly not the definition of "assault" classically used in describing "assault rifles," as the vast majority of weapons they describe share neither the power (round size/powder volume/velocity) nor automatic fire capability of assault rifles. Those firearms which fit the classic "assault rifle" definition already require special permits.

They describe anything other than a flintlock as an "assault weapon," and by doing this they seek outright gun bans while claiming to oppose only "assault" weapons.

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they love touting muskets as the only approved constituitonal firearm

once somebody loses a leg to a minie ball I'm sure we'll hear about "classic assault weapons"

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http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nij-homicide-chart.jpg

Gun deaths on the decline

http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nij-nonfatal.jpg

Gun injuries on the decline

This after many years of increased gun ownership, laws making concealed carry easier, and cheaper gun proces.

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/12/26/charts-of-the-day-gun-violence-in-america-declining-over-last-20-years/

The correlation follows, for the Statss, more guns less shootings

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134 (edited by V. Kemp 27-Dec-2012 10:29:02)

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Gun control advocates don't care about facts.

Their overlords want a disarmed populace that cannot defend itself, from crime or government. Crime is used as a justification for a more invasive government--it's best to keep the public vulnerable to crime in order to expand government power. And, obviously, an armed populace is a serious impediment to tyrants. Every one in modern history has disarmed his population long before he made his true intentions clear.

The common man buys into the emotional argument that guns are just too dangerous. This is why the statistics don't matter. Guns are scary, and these wusses wouldn't dare contemplate defending themselves or their loved ones anyway, so why not support banning guns? They're screwed in the event of a crime anyway because they'd sooner watch family members be molested and murdered than dare confront somebody. They can at least take solace in the fact that, in a society with guns banned, criminals are more likely to use knives! What a wonderful comfort indeed.

Many non-Americans are completely ignoring the check-on-government function of the second amendment to the US Constitution. They've never had freedom and see no value in defending it. Again, the emotional argument wins. Obviously banning guns cause they're scary is more important than defending freedom--freedom's not worth anything anyway.

Granted, the US hasn't been free since 1913, but second amendment violations just make that worse, not better.

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http://lapd.com/news/headlines/NotYour1992LAPD_LAT_011811_375.jpg

these are people abandoned by all law enforcement. They were ordered to surrender their property to the mob.  The authorities were not liable to them for giving that order.
THIS is the militia.

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Anytime somebody says you don't need a hi-capacity semiauto weapon, remind them of SHARKBURST

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/12/27/caught-on-tape-aquarium-full-of-sharks-bursts-inside-chinese-shopping-mall/

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A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.

The research is published in the British Medical Journal.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

The researchers said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault - but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs.


Kitchen knives can inflict appalling wounds
In contrast, a pointed long blade pierces the body like "cutting into a ripe melon".

The use of knives is particularly worrying amongst adolescents, say the researchers, reporting that 24% of 16-year-olds have been shown to carry weapons, primarily knives.

The study found links between easy access to domestic knives and violent assault are long established.

French laws in the 17th century decreed that the tips of table and street knives be ground smooth.

A century later, forks and blunt-ended table knives were introduced in the UK in an effort to reduce injuries during arguments in public eating houses.

The researchers say legislation to ban the sale of long pointed knives would be a key step in the fight against violent crime.

"The Home Office is looking for ways to reduce knife crime.

"We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect."

Government response

Home Office spokesperson said there were already extensive restrictions in place to control the sale and possession of knives.

"The law already prohibits the possession of offensive weapons in a public place, and the possession of knives in public without good reason or lawful authority, with the exception of a folding pocket knife with a blade not exceeding three inches.

"Offensive weapons are defined as any weapon designed or adapted to cause injury, or intended by the person possessing them to do so.

"An individual has to demonstrate that he had good reason to possess a knife, for example for fishing, other sporting purposes or as part of his profession (e.g. a chef) in a public place.

"The manufacture, sale and importation of 17 bladed, pointed and other offensive weapons have been banned, in addition to flick knives and gravity knives."

A spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers said: "ACPO supports any move to reduce the number of knife related incidents, however, it is important to consider the practicalities of enforcing such changes."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm



I had to dig because I thought this was parody

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The KKK started gun control efforts in the USA to disarm blacks. Today the ignorant claim it's racist to opposed gun control.

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Teddy Roosevelt fought in Cuba with a volunteer regiment that brought two privately-owned M1895 Browning machine guns.  And a "dynamite gun".  I'm not sure what that is, but I'm sure that I have a right to own one.

http://www.bartleby.com/51/1.html

"Each man carried three days' field rations and a hundred rounds of ammunition. Our regiment had accumulated two rapid-fire Colt automatic guns, the gift of Stevens, Kane, Tiffany, and one or two others of the New York men, and also a dynamite gun, under the immediate charge of Sergeant Borrowe...Almost the only Rough Riders who had a chance to do much firing were the men with the Colt automatic guns, and the twenty picked sharp-shooters, who were placed in the newly dug little fort out at the extreme front. Parker had a splendid time with the Gatlings and the Colts. With these machine guns he completely silenced the battery in front of us. This battery had caused us a good deal of trouble at first, as we could not place it. It was immediately in front of the hospital, from which many Red Cross flags were flying, one of them floating just above this battery, from where we looked at it. In consequence, for some time, we did not know it was a hostile battery at all, as, like all the other Spanish batteries, it was using smokeless powder. It was only by the aid of powerful glasses that we finally discovered its real nature. The Gatlings and Colts then actually put it out of action, silencing the big guns and the two field-pieces. Furthermore, the machine guns and our sharp-shooters together did good work in supplementing the effects of the dynamite gun; for when a shell from the latter struck near a Spanish trench, or a building in which there were Spanish troops, the shock was seemingly so great that the Spaniards almost always showed themselves, and gave our men a chance to do some execution."

But naw, I'm sure they were supposed to die in Cuba firing muskets.

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite_gun

Think Potatoe gun but with with a piston added.

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http://www.spanamwar.com/dynamite.htm

yikes

5 lbs shell projected 900 yards??

black powder driving a compressor?

never thought of such things.

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