Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

on the whole I think he belongs over there, he clearly thinks he's over there when he opens his mouth, you never disowned him and you should have to take him back

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

I'm sorry but there are no take backs, he's your problem now.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

What about a special assignment investigating the chemical weapons of Syria?

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

I was going to post links but I'm sure Americans and Brits know what we're talking about, and to those 3rd parties (90% of Earth) who don't... how about taking Piers Morgan home with you?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

lol@flint

@yell
I'm sure Belgium will consider him if he says the french speaking part expelled him.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

if provoked* I'm sure he will piss on them too.

*provoked = asking him what he thinks of Walloons

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

you can keep him xx

Pixies My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

this is not helpful sad

http://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/283202343015682048

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

Reminds me of the cold war
If you don't like the way things work out here,shut up or move over to Moscow.

The inmates are running the asylum

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

Clarkson is right as always, you can keep morgan =p

Watch out Banana, its pedo bear !!!!!! =O

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

@ esa

I don't know a country on earth where a foreigner can drop in, and argue with a native, and tell the native he's a disgrace to his country, without being told GTFO

if you know of such a place, let's send Piers Morgan there

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

Kosovo

The inmates are running the asylum

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

We tried to give him to Canada but they won't take him.

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

79964  votes
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-british-citizen-piers-morgan-attacking-2nd-amendment/prfh5zHD#

vs

404 votes
https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/uk-government-stop-piers-morgan-from-being-deported-back-to-the-uk-from-america?utm_campaign=twitter_link&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

OK ok ok

Piers goes back and Mitt stays here

deal?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

Shame about the First Amendment, I guess you'll just have to keep him.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

oh come on, it'd be an insult to the memory of John Lennon if we let Piers stay

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

He's not a US citizen, is he? The Constitution defines the rights of citizens, not blow-hards from foreign nations whom we do not like. This is oft forgotten of late, along with the rest of our laws.

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

> [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie wrote:

> Shame about the First Amendment, I guess you'll just have to keep him.<<

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide? Have you ever participated in, ordered, or engaged in genocide, torture, or extrajudicial killings?
Yes  No

--Form DS-156, application for visa



MORGAN: OK. Unfortunately, I have to leave it there. One final very quick question for you, Jeffrey. Just struck me listening to this debate about the Second Amendment. Given it's so open to different interpretations -- and it is. And I read both arguments. You can argue it both ways. Is there an argument for the Second Amendment to be repealed and to be clarified and be redrafted? Could that happen?

TOOBIN: Absolutely. The Constitution can always be amended. But you want to see a revolution in this country? I mean, the Second Amendment is embraced by the Republican party with a great fervor. And a heck of a lot of the Democratic party as well. You could see it revoked, but it's not going to happen.

...MORGAN: Tomorrow, a special PIERS MORGAN TONIGHT on guns in America. It's the issue that's front and center across the country. Tomorrow, we're tackling it head on. I'll bring together lawmakers, survivors, experts, people on both sides of this very contentious debate. We'll have Cory Booker, Tom Ridge, Deepak Chopra and many others to talk about the tragedy in Newtown and the step America must now take to keep everybody safe from gun violence.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1212/18/pmt.01.html


Soooo....he was told by a supporter that his agenda would lead to "a revolution in this country" and then he calls it "the step America must now take"?


Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or
Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or
Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

hes a nice judge on america idol

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

i suppose it had to be you

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

UK can't haz piers morgan sad

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

Funny, first time ever I caught Piers Morgan saying something sensible, and all of a sudden the US want to get rid of him yikes

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Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

He won't come back. He's universally hated here. He torpedoed his career both in the press and on television by being an outrageously obnoxious cretin with the charisma of a rusty saw blade. I do however commend you on wanting to also get rid of him. The Moon maybe?

Brotherhood

Re: US v UK : Who Deserves Piers Morgan

well now he's saying -- in the Daily Mail -- if we don't change to suit him then he'll come back. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2254758/Deport-If-America-wont-change-crazy-gun-laws--I-deport-says-Piers-Morgan.html

I'm sure we can work together to give you flight information.

"gun-murder" -- try dealing with the homicide rate, it wasn't improved by banning one set of weapon.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.