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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

cats rule. dogs drool

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

> Peach pudding pie wrote:

> cats rule. dogs drool

Literally!  Cats run the house, don't give 2 shits about you (their humble servants that better damn well do their job properly), and expect each of their whims to be taken care of. 

Dogs drool as most of their sweat glands are located on their tongue, and they get excited when they see you because they worship you.



You can either worship an animal or be worshipped by one.

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

The reason why cats suck is because they have a lower center of gravity which in turn creates a vacuum.  This vacuum causes the suck.

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

yeah their concave bellies keep them on the road at high speed like a Formula One racer

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

So true, that is why in the history of F-1 racing - not one cat has ever crashed a car.

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