Topic: Teens - Pregnancy Pact

Every regular here knows that I have relaxed views on sex, but seriously, wtf is with this city?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25272678/?GT1=43001

Four teenage girls decided to get pregnant, and made a pact to raise them together. In a sign of desperation, one of the girls let a 24 year old homeless man knock her up.

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I wish to be that homeless man

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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eh now more perverts will stake out schools

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Lyv/Skoe,

Uhh... you really have to be desperate if you want teenage girls. I would never consciously have sex with a teenager. In fact, I prefer at least 20 years old. Even at 18/19 they're often too immature.

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yes I am THAT desperate anything that have a pulse will do me fine.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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Go do a goat then.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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goats don't have boobs the way i like them. nor do any animals other than human females for that matter.

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
~ &#9773; Fokker

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And cows?

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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udders arent my type sad

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> East wrote:

> eh now more perverts will stake out schools<

+1

Seriously, I doubt that even our strongest Christian could see good coming from this.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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> East wrote:

> eh now more perverts will stake out schools


Grrr I don't like competition.

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What the hell is wrong with these people?  I watched the video they mention there are no jobs and that's why these people are becoming mother's are teenagers today that !@#$%^& stupid.  If so I think we need to start with a clean slate; we kill everyone from 5 to 17 and as the next generation grows up we stress what happened to the last one, why it happened, and explain that it could very well happen again so straighten up, fly right, and stop being idiots.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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should start going to highschools saying im the baby maker.

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"What the hell is wrong with these people?  I watched the video they mention there are no jobs and that's why these people are becoming mother's are teenagers today that !@#$%^& stupid."

Perhaps they are stupid sluts?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Wow...just wow.

The things that come out of the states these days...

To serve is to survive

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> DPS wrote:

> What the hell is wrong with these people?  I watched the video they mention there are no jobs and that's why these people are becoming mother's are teenagers today that !@#$%^& stupid.  If so I think we need to start with a clean slate; we kill everyone from 5 to 17 and as the next generation grows up we stress what happened to the last one, why it happened, and explain that it could very well happen again so straighten up, fly right, and stop being idiots.


Because killing millions of people is so much better than having babies.

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> Theodora wrote:

> Wow...just wow.

The things that come out of the states these days...
Theo,

Lets have a pregnancy pact. I get you pregnant, and then you move in and be a stay at home mom.

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Hey, if girls can do it, shouldn't guys be able to?  They could go around tricking highschool girls into having unprotected sex with them and see how many they can get knocked up. - wait - I guess there are a lot of those kinds of groups already: fraternities.

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"Because killing millions of people is so much better than having babies."

:Sigh: Stupid teenagers grow into stupid adults, stupid teenagers with babies grow into stupid adults with stupid children.  The cycle continues until the average citizen is no longer capable of tying their own shoes.  I'm proposing casting off a few lost causes in order to improve the chances of the next bunch, sacrifice the few for the good of the many.

Note: I also wasn't entirely serious about the "clean slate"

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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My professor for the lab I work in was telling me about a movie where the world is ruled by "dumb people" because of the theory that dumb people reproduce more, so they eventually outnumber the smart people so greatly that theres almost none left.  I forget the name but sounds interesting smile

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Idiocracy

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there's a good classic Sc-fi story by C M Kornbluth called "marching morons" about that sort of thing, and how they solve the population problem with the help of an American huckster unfrozen from the 20th century.

it's interesting because a lot of the catchphrases from that hypothetical future run by idiots are put into the movie "Robocop" without explanation-- an in-joke.  That insanely stupid slogan "I'd buy that for a quarter!!" for instance

i believe the reason more Americans act like stupid sluts is a generation of parents refuses to pass on the judgement that stupid sluts are stupid, and slutty.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Yell,

I think most people have always been stupid. The difference is that back in the day people had structure and control in their lives. Today that structure and control has been relaxed, so their stupidity and impulsiveness goes wild.

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and their sluttiness.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Naw promiscuity is good. Better that the masses are making love than war smile. Now if we can just get them to use protection.