:0 I'm offended

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Nolio threw a right hook and missed as TBO took a step back to dodge.  "Grrr, come here!" Nolio screamed out in annoyance.  He advanced forward towards TBO with alook of vengeance.  By God he was going to get down to the bottom of all these deaths.  Being a loyal and patriotic Hazzard Town resident, he felt that he must take matters into his own hands.

The Town had grouped around the little fight in a circle and looked at Nolio and TBO.  Something important was going on, but all they could see was Nolio's rage.  Surely he must be one of Boss Hogg's underlings!  As Nolio advanced towards TBO, he was so blind with anger, that he tripped and landed on the ground with a puff of dirt.  This was the chance the town group needed.  The picked up by the collar and held him.  TBO stepped forward.  "Okay, well I might not be able to take you 1-on-1, but this is just as good!".  He hit Nolio once in the abdomen to knock all the wind out of him, but it had no affect.  Nolio just stood there with an unamused look on his face being held in place.

TBO got angry, this was humiliating.  He looked around and picked up a 4x4.  "This ought to do it".  With one swipe he smacked Nolio across the face and Nolio instantly blanked out.  Never to wake again.

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(Author's Note, TBO's name is only used in the story as he was 2nd votes - it in no way affects what his Role may be.)

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IT IS NOW NIGHT PHASE - 03:00 GMT for Night Actions

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TBO picked up a car?

Least someone reads the stories!

I thought car also, then I thought it must be a fence post cause that would explain why we cant beat them in the footy

<+InSaNe> tone it down a little and you wont be obvious mob =p

Keep these words in mind if I get lynched and show up townie

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Things were getting crazy in Hazzard county as of late. People dying, people fighting, friends were turning on each other. The only thing anybody was really sure of, is that they didn't want Boss Hogg back into power and running the county again, but who was working with him?

TheBigOne had been mudding out in some fields all day long, but his day was cut short by the sunset. As he was making his way back to the road, he started to bottom out. He hit the gas, trying to keep his momentum going, but unfortunately, the ground was too wet and he just dug himself a hole and finally buried the truck up to his doors. He climbed out the window and hopped down into the mud. He was up to his knees in it, and walking was extremely difficult. If only he could get to the road, he would be able to get help. After falling repeatedly, and getting covered in mud, he finally made his way to the dirt road into town. Unfortunately, it was pitch black, and being covered in the mud made him almost invisible. Cooter Davenport didn't even see him as he flew down the dirt road in his Towing Truck. It would have a been a great way to get his truck out of the mud, if not for the fact that TheBigOne flew off the bumper of the truck, and landed in the ditch. Fortunately, the blow killed him instantly, so he didn't have to suffer as he lay there through the rest of the night.

Uncle Jessie had gone over to his buddy Poley's house for card games and drinking that night. Being absolutely wasted, they started a game of strip poker. Everybody else had left, and it was down to just themselves. When Poley's full house beat Uncle Jessies 3 of a kind, that meant he had to finally take off his underwear, and admit defeat. Angry that he had lost to some poor whippersnapper, he jumped up, upending the table and scattering cards and poker chips all over the room. He wrenched a leg free of the table, and proceeded to beat Poley with it. When the table leg finally snapped in half, he stopped swinging. As for Poley...there wasn't much left to hit anyway. Uncle Jessie grabbed his moonshine jug, took another swig, and strolled out the door back to his farm.

Roscoe P. Coltrane had been waiting all night to serve this search warrant. He waited until after midnight, then went to Metrex's house. He beat on the door as loudly as he could, making sure Metrex knew he was there. frightened, Metrex opened the door to see the dark outline of Roscoe in his doorway, with his patrol car's spotlight illuminating the front of his house. "Are you Metrex Shinnanigans?" Roscoe bellowed. "Yes, yes I am" Metrex replied. Roscoe just smiled, and spoke into his radio receiver, "Dispatch, I need to report a forced entry and murder at Metrex Shinnanigans residence." Metrex looked confused, until he realized in the darkness, he couldn't see the end of the 12 gauge shotgun that Roscoe had been pointing at him. Before he could utter a word, or turn in run, what features he had of a face were smeared across the opposite wall in his living room.

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IT IS NOW DAY PHASE - 15:00 GMT for Day Lynch

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I'm voting RD for now as well.

oh dear. still so hard to choose. im voting for Poley

xara is looking kinda mobbish too, I have to say

Guys on the bottom of the post with the stories can you put whos died and there role so we having gotta go back to the 1st page everytime pls =p