Alrighty, night phase is coming and I am fairly certain either Mitt or evil muppets are going to kill me so I think this is my last chance to say this.
I am Kermit. I screwed up by suggesting Genesis as my vote last time but I genuinely believed him to be guilty. The fact that he was Piggy and didn't reveal who Mitt is didn't help his case. Genesis, I know you can't talk to us now (or aren't supposed to anyway) but at one point you successfully role blocked Mitt. I'm not sure how after that you weren't certain of Mitt's identity. But I guess it doesn't matter now.
Anyway, here were my investigation results:
Night 1: You_Fool - Missing (killed, turned out to be anything muppet)
Night 2: sickness - Anything muppet (but possibly Mitt or Big Bird)
Night 3: Undeath: Count von Count
Night 4: Gwynedd: Found Dead (killed, turned out to be anything muppet)
Night 5: Rchie: Anything muppet (but possibly Mitt or Big Bird)
So out of 5 investigations, the only useful information found was that Undeath was the count. Seeing as how the Count is still potentially valuable to the good muppets for role blocking Mitt, I felt that revealing this wouldn't benefit any of us. To the contrary, it would expose me as Kermit to the baddies which would hurt all of us good muppets.
To that end, I also didn't vote to lynch Undeath because I didn't have enough to go off of to point a finger at him without drawing attention to the fact that I might be Kermit, which I was already at risk of doing. Genesis however was already drawing suspicion from others, and again I genuinely thought he was guilty so it seemed like a decent alternative. Plus, I was hoping that Genesis being lynched would expose him as either evil muppet or Mitt, which would give me more info to go off of for the next round.
Again, I had to be careful in my phrasing as to not give away my role as Kermit. Now however, it doesn't matter as I don't think I will make it past this next night phase. If I die, you will see Kermit by my name and you'll know everything I said here is true.
By the way, I didn't come out for so long because I had barely any info. The fact that Mitt and Big Bird appear as anything muppets really makes the large majority of my investigations useless, which sucks. I wish I could at least tell you that sickness and Rchie are 100% safe, but either could be evil still.
Kermit role is largely without power with the current rules.
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