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[Note: TIME had spelled the president's surname as "Morsy" based on his Ph. D. dissertation for the University of Southern California; his advisers in Cairo say the preferred spelling is now Morsi.]
TIME: You

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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there ya go Zarf, he makes less sense than I do and he has people shot

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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A wall of text that requires me to push "page down" 6 times to get to the end... and a link that says "read more," with the only sort of analysis on your part being the most confusing thread title ever...


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its ok zarf mommy will make you some milk then you can watch blues clues

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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its an interview with the new ruler of egypt

he uses the metaphor of spaghetti for the world
he uses the metaphor of a ship stuck on sand that has to be pulled forward, for egypt
he uses the metaphor of Planet of the Apes for, I think, political karma.  I think that's what he's saying.  I think.

If you read the damn article you'd have a clue what my headline means.  That's what the text is for.
Yes my headlines are attention grabbers.
also i am home with a fever.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Someone needs to follow that man around and record what he says, then send it all to Ridley Scott for movie ideas.

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i got pulled into this thread thinking it was interesting......

*sigh sad

"I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight."
"I'm just naturally lazy, but I will if I have to."

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Thank God you turned that around

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He's saying that all sides wish for peace and stability in Egypt, and also the world, but they all gave different ideas how to get there. The goal is to find the best possible way, not only from a centric part in Egypt, but also on a global scale.

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Hi Arby!

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thanks for reading it Arby, I felt like some troll trapped in a cave by snarling wolves

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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I think he's saying "Hi I'm Egypt's new dictator, and if you disagree I'll lock you up and execute you as a treasonous enemy of the revolution. Also, [blah blah blah the same BS all dictators spout as if they have a legitimate, justifiable reason to oppress the hell out of their people].

They all spout nonsense about freedom and justice while they enslave their peoples. His desired caliphate places no value on freedom or democratic processes, and only a fool would buy that nonsense. He didn't reject the Muslim Brotherhood, he made a political move based on the assumption that we're all dolts. And he's mostly right. tongue

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we need a dictator who will stand up for ancient egyptian civilization. de-Arabicization nao! Amun-Ra, huzzah!

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hip hip, hooray

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But he is, Simon! They just have different gods now. The goal is still to live large on the labor of their slaves. People don't change.

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