26 Reply by dpenguins (edited by I Like Trains kid 17-Nov-2012 14:52:54)

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

they are called cookies not [blam] biscuits you wanker

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

Double stuf Oreos are the greatest snack ever.

Hershey is like eating mud though, I'll give you that.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

I've never eaten a Twinkie, but I have to tell you that just by looking at the pictures my sugar level went to a new high tongue

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

i like when place deep fry them.  deep fried twinkies are almost as good as deep fried butter sticks

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit
dpenguins - you're the wanker, even American english dictionary such as MW cites the biscuit definition to include the cracker and cookie forms... and also the savoury scone form that many Americans associate with the word.

arfeh - oreos are not nice. the biscuit layer tastes like dog doo

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

@Mace,

You will not find many, if any, Americans who would call a cookie biscuit.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

if someone called a cookie a biscuit within earshot of me i would beat the living hell out of them and make his wife sexually satisfied for once in her life

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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and read the site again dumbass to find the us variation.  and its wikipedia.  double fail.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

lol, dpeng so angry!

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

im really not lol
i just hate stupid people smile

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

you can gobble my Twinkie

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

well, Yell, twinkies are 4 inches long, 1 1/2 inches wide, 1 1/2 inches tall, and _extremely_ soft.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

Don't make me close this thread for excessive double entendres.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

sad

So...while it's unfortunate that Hostess is filing for bankruptcy and its workers are out of jobs, has anyone looked themselves in the mirror and thought, "geez, I wonder what's gonna happen to all the poor executives who slaved to make Hostess Hostess?"

Well, you don't have to.

http://americablog.com/2012/11/hostess-twinkie-ceo-salary.html

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

> Simon wrote:

> well, Yell, twinkies are 4 inches long, 1 1/2 inches wide, 1 1/2 inches tall, and _extremely_ soft.


I want me some of their gooey interior hmm

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

According to this, Twinkie shelf life is ~25 days. The evil conspiracy against our beloved Twinkie must be stopped!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46062-2005Apr12.html

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42 Reply by Einstein (edited by Einstein 18-Nov-2012 15:07:14)

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

Heh the socialist posted a link complaining of the CEO's pay.

Let's play math!

18,000 employee's.
2 million dollars (the amount of the raise it looks like)

That is $111.12 per employee per year.

Let's further break it down

Monthly: $9.26
Bi-Weekly: $4.27
Hourly $.02


Yes our brave Socialist is pissed over 2 cents an hour. The world is ending, a CEO got incentivized to stay at a company in danger of collapsing (thus hurting his chances for future positions).

Yes sir! This here would have covered that wage cut that they needed, and rules changes and they would have survived... oh wait... it wouldn't.


So Comrade Simon... those evil 1% did it again with CEO pay huh?


Pffft, why do I even bother... he cannot remain in the dream if he replies in a manner conceding his site was biased and ignorant. So he won't reply. Mostly cause math is hard.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

dpenguins, read the Miriam Webster dictionary defintion that wikipedia links to.
dp - you don't know what stupid is, but if you want to find it - look in a mirror.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

Ask for a biscuit here and you will be shown a dog treat.

Ask for a cookie and your likely to get an oatmeal with raisins cookie.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

But I like chocolate chip.  sad

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Sorry Michelle O banned them yesterday.

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

it also says they are called cookies in america and not biscuits and you were referring to the american market dumbass.

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Okay, that's it.  You two are warned.  This is possibly the most ridiculous argument I have ever seen in the politics forum, and you two should sure as hell know better than to violate the rules over, of all things, the proper terminology for a food item.

Seriously?

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

i take my cookies very seriously

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Re: Nooooooo Twinkies

DON'T CALL PEOPLE WANKER YOU DIPSHIT. You're freakin rude. You don't know me. You should be banned for being a rude prick. You Americans have no clue of language. Not even the gibberish you speak.
You're a muppet. A muppet. The cookie monster. Go to hell.

Bye

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