Almost over? You must be from Europe. Not quite Tuesday here yet

I'll be watching the election tomorrow night at my uni bar.

Such is the life of a sad person.

every time an american votes you do a shot?

or the cheaper version:

every time an american votes for a candidate for good and well considered reasons you do a shot. means you dont have to brng money.

If you're watching one news station:

Take 1 shot when:
Romney declared the winner in Colorado or New Hampshire
Obama declared the winner in Florida or Virginia

Take 2 shots if:
Obama is declared the winner in North Carolina
Romney declared the winner in Iowa, Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or Nevada

Take 3 shots if:
Romney declared winner in any of:
California, Oregon, Washington, New Mexico, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, New York, Main, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Delaware, DC, or Maryland
Obama declared the winner in any state not mentioned in the above.

This is based on the latest Real Clear Politics state by state polls.  States which polled at a difference of less than 2% between candidates=1 shot toward the person behind in polls, 2-4% difference=2 shots, states where a winner is pretty much presumed=3 shots.

Then your liver is in for one hell of a fight!

no words could or would describe how awesome that would be.

> Justinian I wrote:

> What if David Petraeus seizes Washington D.C. with 300,000 troops and declares himself emperor?<<

Nothing...troops would occupy some states and set up building projects in state capitols, and apologize for everything.  Bill Clinton would declare himself Shadow President of the United States In Exile and make bitching underground videos for release by bloggers in Europe, to the chagrin and envy of square Republicans.  Mitt Romney would declare himself a firm supporter of military dictatorship and ask to become Minister of the Interior.  Obama would declare he always has been a Kenyan and try to become President there too.  Petraeus would declare Clinton a traitor and fail to catch him for 20 years.  Drones would blow up random vehicles in the quest for Clinton.  Leon Panetta would apologize for that on his own.  Newt would declare he always supported Clinton, propose his own Underground Exile Democracy initiative, and get blown up by a drone, because Newt has the infrared signature of Cleveland.  The Religious Right would declare its own revolt, and under that revolt, business would go as usual in 40 states.  Petraues would claim progress against them and a light at the end of the tunnel in 57 years.  The UK would pull out of the US.  France would announce aid to the US government then send nothing.  Cuba would stage an invasion of Miami that would end in the total surrender and defection of the invasion force.  Petraeus would apologize and promise to send them back.

Considering that we've been in election cycle mode for nearly 2 years... yes, "ending tomorrow" counts as "almost."

but but....i'm in California and we don't get bombarded with ads like you Nevadians

every time you hear this race is too close to call take a shot.  when the race is over in a state an called for a candidate take a shot.   when ever you get a chance take a shot, because no matter who wins will wake up to the same thing.  useless politicians worried about re-election or getting elected rather then actually helping the population.  cash rules everything around me cream get the money, dolla dolla bills yall.   

ok maybe i'm a little cynical

polls don't close on the west coast for another 15 hours from now, they will not call it before then.