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Re: Football vs. Football

my uncle tried to raise sheep

but anytime he got a little ram, the adult ram would eventually head butt it so hard, the little ram died

but now thanks to NFL he can raise all the sheep he wants

just paint an endzone between the lambs and the adult ram

Rams won't cross an endzone

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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That joke requires way too much effort for the payoff.

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Aye, and Rams actually score. Now, if you were talking Chiefs...

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It had exactly the right amount of notes, Your Majesty! - temporarily employed guy to his boss

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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THIS does not help

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/an-espn-nfl-show-cant-stop-talking-about-the-pri

Howard Cosell never built a broadcast around "From Here to Eternity"
and if he DID, Frank Gifford would have wrapped him up and Fran Tarkenton would have POUNDED on him

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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