Re: Screw Game of Thrones
So I'm walking to the car already 30 mins late for a sure 8am arrival, and I pass this door and this dude comes out, and I walk to my car and I'm starting the motor and he bangs on my window and I roll it down and he says and he needs a ride to Rancho in Colton. So I say no way I'm late going to Orange County that's the other way, then he says he's Damien who used to know Dominic Green and saw me hanging with Dominic so, I said well OK I can run you up to Rancho and then get back on the freeway to go to Orange County so he's like cool lemme go get my phone. So he comes back with 3 phones and a drink and a cigarette and he asks me to text this guy so he can get the exact address cause his battery is down. So we roll out and he says pull up down the block my friend knows the deal he will tell us where to go. So I pull in the guys driveway and he's calling him on my phone and the guy is like lemme call this guy and we're waiting in the driveway. So now it's been 10 mins. So then the guy who never come out the house cause its like 640 am he's like ok you gotta text him direct. So I send him a text on my phone to give the address so Damian can give his phone back. So we wait 10 mins and Damian tries to call him and says he's not answering but I really need to give him his phone. So now it's 650 am and I am due in Tustin at 8 am and it's 50 miles away. So I say ok I can start rolling to Rancho in Colton and then when this guy calls we go to his house. And I say ok you got a ride back right? And Damian says naw get me a ride back too. Well I dunno but if you know Colton stranding a guy there is like not cool. So Damian says you know a donut shop there cause you can drop me off at a donut shop. Well I don't. Then I ask what's this guys name who I been texting and Damian is like I dunno. So now I become aware that it is way too early in the morning for Damian. So I'm rolling into San Bernardino County and I come to the turnoff to go past the dump 2 miles to Rancho, and nothing on the phone, and I'm like dude we gave it a try but there's nothing to be done I got to drive to Orange County. So I drive back to the apartment and Damian says lemme out at the store. So we get there and he's like please please send another text saying Damian tried to return the phone but the ride had to go to work. So I do. Now Damian asks me for money and I say I can't cause I am brown bagging it and eating $1 lunchmeat without the bread cause I save $ skipping the bread. Then he tries to sell me some of his phones. So I start to get the idea that this guy Damian doesnt know, it ain't his phone or Damians either. Now I'm really late, Damian hops out and I haul ass to Orange County. Damian calls for messages halfway there. I get in 30 mins late. So now I got 3 guys in my phone and they got my # and I don't know 2 names of them and I'm trying to forget Damian. So that is why I say screw Game of Thrones because George R R Martin is a lightweight .
OH if anybody would lemme know I'll give you the guys name so you can text him, say Chris told you to call him cause Chris is the guy who was gonna give Damian a ride Tuesday morning, cause he knew Damian knew Dominic Green whose daddy ran the boxing gym, but Damian couldn't reach him and so Chris had to go to work. Cause Damian is worried about him not know that and I'm not allowed personal calls at work.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.