Re: Now Hiring (Maryland)

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party (Pringe George's County, MD)

Date: 2012-10-02, 2:02AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Description:
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.


Clientele:
There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

Compensation:
I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

Date:
A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.

Location:
The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.

Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply.
Location: Pringe George's County, MD
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Payment will be negotiable based off of Experience and Requirements met.
PostingID: 3310486791

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tlg/3310486791.html

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farking ridiculous

anybody with 1 day's experience of DMing would have the books

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Now Hiring (Maryland)

youre getting married in maryland AA?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Now Hiring (Maryland)

i question if this is serious becuase you'd spend 2 hours rolling a character and choosing equipment

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Now Hiring (Maryland)

well most strippers can't read so im assuming they won't attract anyone that charges 300 an hour

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Now Hiring (Maryland)

is there something we need to know dpenguins? Thats awfully close to massachussets

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