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Prince Harry Windsor will change his name to Captain Roger Starkers
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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Prince Harry Windsor will change his name to Captain Roger Starkers
The Yell will get a girlfriend by 2025
Xeno will miss us and keep at the forums
IC will be sold to Bain Capital, where it will be sold at a scrap metal auction, one 1 or 0 at a time.
Bain Capital will change its name to Enron Blackwater Umbrella Corp.
"(Reuters) - The North American box office hit a slump at the weekend, with top earner "The Possession" taking in less than $10 million and what could be the gloomiest overall haul since the aftermath of the September 11, 2001, attacks on New York and Washington.
With only a couple of new releases to tempt movie fans, horror movie "The Possession" pulled in an estimated $9.5 million in the United States and Canada.
That's the first time since 2008 that no film took $10 million or more at the domestic box office.
..."It is pretty scary when the top movie comes in at only $9.5 million," said Paul Dergarabedian, box office analyst at Hollywood.com.
"This is one of the worst-grossing weekends of the last 10 years. In the summer, single movies had opening weekends bigger than this entire weekend gross," he added.
However, Dergarabedian said hope was on the way next week with the next installment of the "Resident Evil" horror franchise and the re-release of Disney/Pixar's 2003 family film "Finding Nemo," this time in 3D."
I predict Paul Dergarabedian is going to be working at Walmart next Christmas
haha yeah my Mrs keeps saying it will, so I keep saying "cool, we'll stop paying rent and live it up for the next few months", and yep, we're still paying rent. ![]()
The next pandemic will originate from an eggplant.
Stefan will forget to renew the domain,squatters will grab it and host dwarf porn.
Alexa ranking skyrockets
> esa wrote:
> Stefan will forget to renew the domain,squatters will grab it and host dwarf porn.
Alexa ranking skyrockets
One can only hope...
Also when the zombie apocalypse comes. It will improve our work force and cut the cost of living down instead of wiping out humanity as planned.
Those zombies sure can work hard No sleep , No food, and no complaining about the union pay.
Arby3 will die from his redneck barbeque, lovingly called his Arbyque.
His guests will complain he even screwed that part up "he was far to crispy, so we had to have the party without meat. Quite. Rude of him".
> ~Killas~ wrote:
> Now is your chance to convince her to do anything that she normally wouldn't ![]()
"the world is ending in a couple months, we have to try it once"
"you're right, I'll get the lube and the eggplant"
hahaha ![]()
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